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Q: My long distance bf, who I haven't seen since since Christmas is staying for a week with me. What is the condom etiquette? Does a gentleman buy/bring them since I'm provide food/lodging? Or as a good hostess is it my job to provide them? But then I don't know about sizes and styles, fit and comfort.

A: Condom etiquette falls in the guy's court, BUT etiquette and reality are two separate things. If your man either forgets...

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Q: After eating anything my bf's breath becomes so horrid I can barely stand it. It could be something as small as a few crackers, even when he's just brushed his teeth. I don't know what to do. Should I tell him? It seems like it might be something he can't control but I can't stand it. Idk what to do.

A: Bad breath is a killer. Our noses can't tolerate what they can't tolerate. I don't care if your face to face with Johnny...

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Q: Occasionally, in your answers, you mention little tricks that get your readers to pay better attention to what you're saying, such as a dialect switch or, most recently, calling someone an idiot. Could you show us some more of these tricks and/or how it is that you came by them?

A: Throwing out a bonus, because it is a unique question that made me giggle. Tickled my vanity too .... Most of them are j...

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Q: I'm a relatively militant agnostic. I met a guy, and our chemistry is greater than anything I've ever had before. However, there is a sticking point in that he is a devout, practicing Catholic, which leads us to butt heads on a few issues. Is it possible that we could be happy together?

A: Of course you can! As you said, you really like this guy and assuming that you are in a relationship with him, he cares ...

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Q: Please help me! I have a female friend who is a wonderful person but not great in the grooming dept. She picks crumbs out of her hair and eats them; I think it's unconscious/stress related. She's extremely sensitive. How can we tell her that it's gross and won't help her get a boyfriend, which she wants, without seeming mean?

A: What you describe isn't a grooming issue, but, as you suspect, a nervous habit. It could be a simple absent-minded behav...

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Q: he left me after 10 years how long ntil he comes back

A: First of all, I'm really sorry. That's terrible. That said, don't worry about when he's going to come back. He might, he...

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Q: GBFF I would love your insight! it was his idea to "keep in touch" when he moved a few hours away but I haven't heard a thing. Does keeping in touch merely mean "when it works for me" or did he suddenly lose interest??

A: I suppose that depends on just how in touch you all were in the first place. Was this a boyfriend, a really good friend,...

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Q: MM, please help! I've stopped being happy in my 3 yr relationship and think it's time to end things, but we moved to college together out of state and I only know him. I don't want to be all alone. I still love him, but I spend more time upset than happy. I've never been in a relationship, so how does this work?

A: Breathe, idiot. Let me introduce you to a wee friend of mine: ADRRESS. Analyze, Diagnose Repair/Replace tESt Start again...

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Q: When guy says he wants mental day off from a job, what does they mean?

A: A new game came out and he wants to play it. It's the day after the Super Bowl and he is really hungover and queasy from...

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Q: has anyone ever put spyware on someones cell phone? why? and what is the best cellphone spyware?

A: Wait, are you trying to spy on your boyfriend or husband? Why do you want to know the best spyware program? I'm not goin...

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