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After catching someone trying to sneakily take a picture of my cleavage with his cellphone (hello, yes I caught you asshole) I'm wondering just how common is this? Personally I think it's a damn creeper thing to do but how do you feel about it? Is this for personal use? Do they swap with their buddies? What's the deal?

Cleavage shots are not as common as upskirt shots, but both are common enough that many cellphone manufacturers now make it totally impossible to turn off the shutter sound, so at least you get some warning.

Do you know how damned depressing that sentence was to write? Of course you do - you had the even more depressing experience of being the victim of a total, waste of oxygen, douchebag.

It is a total creeper thing to do. Something that disgusts me so much it makes me want to promptly introduce Mr. Candid Shot to Mr. Pain (so what, my fists have names - got a problem with that?)
However, to answer your secondary questions - do you honestly think these creeps have friends? The pictures are trophies, plain and simple. Sad wank fodder for a guy who is terrified of women - usually terrified of people - and who knows that he'll never, ever touch a real live woman as long as he lives. Ain't got the guts to try, or the guts to simply go get laid by a professional and stop his shit. A totally sad and pathetic human being.

In a way, I feel (incredibly slightly, almost microscopically) sorry for them. We are on the net here, and porn is absolutely everywhere, yet they reallize something is missing. They just ain't got the balls to do something about it, but are instead happy with their little, badly lit titillating camera shots of a real person that they actually have seen. Followed. Maybe sniffed their perfume. Yeah, that is getting creepier by the second.

The deal is, you get one of these guys bother you, kick them damned hard in the crotch. It isn't as if they are actually using the bits kept there, so you are doing no long term damage.

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MM, you always give me a laugh along with good advice.

Perhaps you should have mentioned that this is street harassment and it's so common there's a website where you can post pictures/stories of the creeps who do this so that every woman in the world knows who it is and to avoid them/report them:

http://www.ihollaback.org/

There are several different websites that branch off for the pictures you can snap on your cells of them snapping one of you. (Most well known is HollabackNYC.)

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This happened to me once while I was at my bosses house with my boyfriend. As I was sitting on my guys lap I caught my bosses son (incidentally my Ex), takin pic after pic. He didnt think I noticed, but I decided not to mention it.

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MM, you named your fist Mr Pain? Yikes. xD

The iPhone noise turns off. Incidentally, it is also one of the highest resolution camera phones widely in use.

Oh dear.

Anyway I hope his neighbor's dog takes a liking to his phone and poops it out the next morning.

He wouldn't have a dog, a dog would know better than to hang around him.

Mystery Man

Only my left. The right is called Gripper.

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I had a rather large chest in highschool, I remember sitting outside of the drama class room on the floor working on a script with a group and i hear a CLICK! It was a sad group of sad pathedic geeky guys walkin by, well after the click they were running. I was so mad but they took off so fast and It was drama finals, so I just rolled my eyes and let it go. Idiots..

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