You know what it means. It means he has a girlfriend. But here's the thing: if you hook up with this bro, then any fallout or heartbreak that happens as a result is your fault. Because you were warned. He warned you. He basically told you he was a player. The fact that you're even writing me this question suggests that you are thinking about it. Thinking about him. Hoping that the things he's told you is some kind of code that means "I'm a goodly errant knight on a white steed and I shall whisk you away to my gumdrop castle where you will be Queen of my kingdom of butterflies."

That other thing he told you, "You'd get sick of me," is brilliantly simple way of challenging your lady ego. He's telling you the truth: you would get sick of him. Because he's a jackhole who will be telling other women behind your back that he technically has a girlfriend. But what you're hearing is one of those guys at the boardwalk trying to convince you to win a stuffed animal by shooting a pyramid of cups in a totally rigged game. "Step right up, and try your luck! You could be the next winner!"

BUT YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE. LOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoSE. And you won't even have a fun time before losing!

Stay away from this dude. I give the playa some credit -- he's not being dishonest. His message is clear. Stay away from him, but if you can't -- then you forfeit any right to complain about the consequences.