Pretty sure he's a perv. In fact, on the perv batting average scale, he's batting a perfect 1.000. Unless of course...

...after two days you've sent him a picture of your boobs. In which case perhaps he thought he was offering you up some sort of reciprocity or something. Chicks love reciprocity. Interestingly enough though, not when it comes to wang shots. Apparently women don't love receiving wang shots. Odd future.

But even if you did send him some Nokia nipple, I'm still going to say that he's on perv status. My guess is he takes beaucoup pictures of his junior and sends them out willy nilly. At least he had the common decency to apologize, but when you (obviously) asked him why he did it, what did he say? I'm a fairly creative jack-of-all-trades and I can't come up with a single good reason to send a chick a wang shot two dates in. Like, not even for reconstructive wang emergency surgery reference material. You'd definitely send that pic to somebody a little bit closer to you. Or at LEAST wait until after three dates.

You know how women like to make you wait for yumyum for three months? I'm thinking men should wait to airmail the wang for at least three dates. That way, you scare her off early or get her ready for the lovin' early.

Disregard that last paragraph if you have common sense and/or know your father.

By the way, I really do think camera phones are simultaneously the worst and best things to ever happen to western civilization.