What? Sorry, I stopped reading at nipples. One sec, please.
Okay, I'm back. I think large nipples are like anything else: some guys like them, some don't.
Men will sometimes joke about a woman with "salami nipples" or "dinner plates," but those same guys likely wouldn't care if their mates had large nipples. I think most guys don't have a preference either way; nipples are nipples, and we're just glad to have naked breasts in front of us. I know I am. Big, small, I like 'em all. (Or used to. I've been with the same woman a loooong time.)
Most guys enjoy the variety of nipplage. When you're dating and about to be naked with a woman for the first time, you get all giddy with anticipation at what kind of breasts you're about to behold (and hold) in the flesh. Even though you already have a good idea of her breast size, you know nothing of her nipples, so releasing her hounds is like dropping a quarter in the gumball machine and turning the knob to see what flavor you get. And, to me, at least, neither gumballs nor nipples ever disappoint.
Not that I would chew nipples like gum. Unless of course that's what you wanted. To each her own.
(Clears throat, puts on glasses)
Anyhoo.... I couldn't find info about the frequency of larger nipples in women, probably because "larger" is subjective. I did discover* that nipple size is "very variable," with the average diameter at 3-4 centimeters, or 1.18 to 1.57 inches for those of you who haven't fully embraced the metric system.
But, again: it's "very variable," which means that there are plenty of others with plus-size nipples like yours (I'm assuming that's why you asked the question). So listen to your pal the Wise-Arse and wear your pink patties with pride. They're just another part of what makes you you. Love them; guys sure will. And if one doesn't, drop him like a bad transmission.
(*Methodology: I asked 25 random women on the street if I could measure their nipples. That didn't work out so well, so I consulted the Handbook Of Physical Measurements by Judith G. Hall, Judith Allanson, Karen Gripp, Anne Slavotinek; 2007, Oxford University Press US.)
so releasing her hounds ...
hahahhaa.. my man is a boob man... he's just happy to have a set handy..
Haha! Well-put, Cary. There is no such thing as a bad gumball! Even the giant ones that hurt your jaw are okay by me.
(that's what she said!)
Love thyself, and if a guy criticizes your ta-tas just giggle when he releases HIS hound and see how he likes it.
lol...tit for tat...so to speak
Is anything short of having their junk caught in a vice a turn off to men?
That's not a turn off to *all* men, Audra.
*ahem*
Just make sure you don't forget your safe word, Frank.
I'm an ass man myself but like the man said, it takes every kind of people!
Ooh, it takes every kind of people
To make what life's about, yeah
Every kind of people
To make the world go 'round :-D
HA HA! I'm really surprised that your random nipple measuring plan fell through. It seems like that should have worked. Great answer, Cary!
I was surprised, too, Daisy. I asked nicely and assured them it was strictly for scientific research.
It's winter Daisy, otherwise I'm sure there'd be participation a go-go.
That's true, Lefty. Besides, winter causes fripples which might alter the true results.
Whatever natural state one's nips are normally in gets completely out of whack when one is gestating. Mine have been startling me more and more when I look in the bathroom mirror each morning. They really do change quite a bit...!
I think guys put too much stock into boobs anyway. Our boobies are not nearly as important to us as The Stately Penis is to them. If men had to sling their lil buddies into tight, binding lycra underwire contraptions every morning, I think the love affair would be ended rather quickly.
I don't have much to say on the nipple subject, but dammit Cary, there are only so many times/ways I can tell you how funny you are. Thanks for the laughs...
but it doesn't matter because- if he's doing his job right- they will pucker and shrink when you get turned on.
Well, I've heard everything now shoot me. Are my hips big in these pants does this shirt make me look fat can I wear this Lacey bra with a see thru shirt to give a lecture on families to 9th graders?
Are your nipples too big? Could you provide a snap shot of the little buggers both soft and hard and let this pannel of men vote? I'd say if your nip noodles are the size of a frizbe and your breasts are small then yes you could use a reduction.
And I've read in Hollywood that they are now bleaching nippels of women who have had children to try to get the color back to original. They all darken once children are born. They also enlarge in order to feed a child. And sometimes they remain hughe. A bleach and reduction are advanced enough now to where you may not loose too much feeling due to a reduction and the scars are tiny.
The worst set if nips I've seen were on a picture of a woman in National Geo that were the same size as the end of her sagging mamary glands. Sort of looked like two bugged out eye balls. If that's the case go for the reduction. Also a bleach is available on your behind oriface and your nips and if you've had kids get a baggy vaggie tuck while he's down there.
Once you have been totally rebuilt show your new goodies to the old BF and let him know Now they are just too good for him. Bye Bye.
WAIT.... if this is true, that large nips aren't a turn off, than how come basically all the porn i've ever seen has girls with cute LITTLE nipples?!
(*Methodology: I asked 25 random women on the street if I could measure their nipples. That didn't work out so well) HAHA I laughed at that one. Can't imagine why? Especially all that convincing about the research and all...xD
I would think the guy wouldn't care as long as your boobies were in front of him, unless he's gay, and then he can give you pointers about what underwear to wear. The white lace versus the sheer black...sigh
I had only one person complain about the size of my nips, but he wasn't perfect either, far from it. It irked me that he felt he could complain about me freely while I was supposed to ignore his beer gut and man forest.
OK enough about size of nipples, how bout inverted ones...ive been told they are cool they have to be "helped out" instead of just being out during arousal, so they kind of have a dual function...Comments????
wtf?
Bloody hell. It's not the circumference that's important..it's the height. Erect nipples (what I call "big" ) are the chuffing "mutts nuts" Big as in "wider than a differ plate"..I can take or leave.
Great to have an objective wa..ll Chat about it though