Here's the basic outline of a booty call:
1. It's between the hours of midnight and 2AM.
2. You get a text that reads "Hey, how r u?" Or "Sup?" Or "Wanna hang?"
3. If you don't want to see him, you go to sleep.
4. If you do, then you reply "Good." Or "Nuthin." Or "Sure."
5. Then he'll text back "Cool!" Exact details of what is to transpire are almost never given. It is just assumed that the two of you are negotiating for sex.
6. Now here is the tricky part. Whoever sent the initial booty call text is the one who should also endure the walk home the morning after. If you're receiving the text, then it is your right to not have to travel anywhere. So then text back "Come on over. I'll be up."
7. A half-hour to forty-five minutes later he will show up.
8. Engage in awkward small talik.
9. Serve drinks if available.
10. Sit on couch to watch television.
11. Have sloppy sex.
12. Pass out.
13. Hopefully, he'll leave early the next morning.
14. Pretend nothing ever happened.
bahaha. seriously laughing hardest at the initial "nuthin" conversation. this is great.