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Can you give up a guy secret? How do you know if a man's checking out your cleavage? Not the teenage boy stare, but the more subtle ways?

There is no secret to give up here. You know a guy is staring at your orbs of glory because he's, well, looking at them. There really aren't any degrees of subtly here. There is, as you put it, the teenage stare. Then there's the sneaky teenage stare. That's that.

I know as a man, I think I'm be subtle. A glance, a darting eye, a quick peep with my peripheral vision. I try my hardest to always maintain eye contact when I'm talking to a woman, and I like to think that she doesn't notice the micro-stares I cannot help. But she does. We can't help it. You should pity us. Breasts are just so... wonderful. Bouncy, and firm. We love them so. Be they peaches or Zeppelins. It doesn't really matter. Breasts are marvelous celestial spheres, and man's eyeballs mere moons caught in their orbit.

Just accept that we are trying not to look like we're staring. If we're not staring, we're thinking about staring or wondering if you saw us sneak a peek earlier. That's the only secret: we're mesmerized by your maracas. There are only two types of men -- those who realize they are staring and can't help it and those who don't even know that their eyeballs are spinning in their sockets.

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Like the man said: it is VERY easy to tell

Mike

How to tell if a man is checking out your cleavage:

He's breathing.

Cary McNeal

Exactly.

I got busted by Jasmine at Disney World checking out her goods. I'm glad Aladdin didn't kick my ass.

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"Breasts are marvelous celestial spheres, and man's eyeballs mere moons caught in their orbit." i want to quote this soooooo badly, it had me laughing, but i'm not sure what people would think out of context

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Poetic. Almost makes me pity men enough to show off my glorious orbs more than usual and not bother talking to them while they gaze at my buxom curvaciousness. Almost.

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You need to add the tag "orbs of glory" ^_^

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Naaaawwww... This makes me want to flash my boyfriend.

Laje Kahr

If his eyes are in the general direction of you boobs, he's looking, period.

Even if you've so devilishly put a saying on your shirt that's across your boobs, he's probably reading really slow so he can look at your boobs while digesting your witty slogan.

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