Who's everybody? I'm not expecting a gift, so scratch me off your list. I don't think Nick is, either. Mystery Man might be, but tell him tough titties, funds are tight. See there? I just saved you $15.

But seriously.. who is everybody? Who expects gifts from us other than family and close friends? Your family knows you are struggling, so they shouldn't expect anything, and you said you've already bought stuff for your close friends. Beyond that, who do you have to make happy? No one, that's who.

No one should ever expect a gift; that's why they're called gifts. Anyone who asks why you didn't get them something isn't much of a friend in the first place. The people you typically buy gifts for should know about your situation and expect nothing. In fact, the truly thoughtful ones would tell you ahead of time not to get them anything because they know you are low on funds and would rather see you eat than buy them a new pair of Booty Pops.

The whole Christmas gift thing has gotten so ridiculously out of hand. Sure, exchanging presents is nice, but when people start expecting things, there's a problem. The holidays are supposed to be about spending time with people we love, not spending money we don't have and hours in the mall.

You're a struggling student. We've all been there. I used to sell blood and organs just to buy Christmas gifts, and I regret that now. Turns out kidneys are kind of important. I wish someone had told me that. I'd like my eye back, too. So don't anything like that for money.

People who know you and love you will expect nothing, and they wouldn't want you fretting over what gifts to give them. If you feel you must give them something, there are ways to come up with presents that cost next to nothing. Just look around the web for creative and inexpensive gift ideas.

Otherwise, give them a kiss on the cheek and say, "Merry Christmas!" and let your friendship be your gift.