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Do all guys masturbate?

Cary McNeal answered Wondrin' 'Bout Wankin''s question on May 29, 2011 11:00 AM

Yes, unless they have no arms. But those guys probably figure out a way to do it with their feet.

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When asked if it was a sin to masturbate, a Catholic priest I know wisely answered, "If God didn't want us to masturbate He would have made our arms much shorter."

RichGirlRed | May 29, 2011 10:28 AM

Score: 20

And the people said, "Amen!"

Cary McNeal replied to comment from RichGirlRed | May 29, 2011 11:31 AM

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Does that mean it was a sin for T. rexes to masturbate?

Chicken replied to comment from RichGirlRed | May 29, 2011 2:16 PM

Score: 10

pretty sure sinning, and the question, is limited to humans lol

chrissie1101 replied to comment from Chicken | May 29, 2011 4:45 PM

Score: 2

I'm guessing yes. I mean, look what happened to them.

Cary McNeal replied to comment from Chicken | May 30, 2011 7:11 PM

Score: 11

My BF says that any man who claims he doesn't is either lying or damaged. Liars and the damaged make lousy partners.

Smokiechick | May 29, 2011 7:53 PM

Score: 7

Wise-Ass's response reminded me of this skit on SNL w/ Will Ferrell I saw a long time ago. Although impossible it proves that if they don't have hands they will find another way! :)

http://videosift.com/video/SNL-Will-Ferrel-Autofellates-in-Yoga-Class

Kat | May 29, 2011 9:30 PM

Score: 4

AAAHHHHAAA HAA HAA HA! (she wipes the tears out of her eyes...) oh man i needed that laugh, wise ass, you have a way with words!

provgal | May 30, 2011 4:45 PM

Score: 1

Thanks!

Cary McNeal replied to comment from provgal | May 30, 2011 7:15 PM

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