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Do girls like "The Shocker"?

Not if you don't ask first. Nobody likes a surprise Shocker. Though I guess that's sort of redundant. The name implies that when it happens, it's a shock to the system. Even those who are into the pleasure/pain thing appreciate being asked. If you don't ask first, you might get The Kicker.

When it comes to inserting digits in sensitive areas, the number one rule is communication. Also, hand sanitizer. Lots of it. Douse those hands with the stuff like you're Hayden Panettiere scalding off nerd germs at Comic-Con. Before and after. Seriously, I don't want you handling my Subway sandwich post-Shocker delivery. And trim your fingernails. She'll appreciate it.

On a related note--ever notice how the hand formation for The Shocker is pretty close to the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper" salute? Also, the metal "devil horns" and the classic surfer "hang loose" sign. It's all a matter of finger placement. Think about that the next time you see your friend throwing up a headbanger sign in a party photo on Facebook.
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yes. PLEASE cut those fingernails.

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From a health standpoint, clean hands are good, but maybe soap and hot water is the way to go, not hand sanitizer. It's best to keep all foreign chemicals (soap, rubbing alcohol) out of both the "front and back door". They're both sensitive mucus membranes that are easily irritated. Also FOR GODS SAKE LUBE.

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