Every man who has seen a naked woman in the flesh knows that breasts come in all shapes and sizes. Unless his sole exposure to breasts is through porn, he knows that they all don't resemble inflated basketballs that never move. And
unless he's 15 and/or the dumbest dude on the planet, he's not
going around to complain to his buddies about how his girlfriend's breasts are uneven. Because his friends will laugh at him. Remember the part in the 40-Year-Old Virgin where Steve Carell describes breasts as feeling like "bags of sand"? And remember how everyone laughed at his inexperience? That's what guys do when their sexually inexperienced friends freak out over a normal female body. Behold:
Dumb guy: Katie is hot and all, but her left boob is totally smaller than her right.
Not dumb guy: Are you seriously complaining about boobs? You've had sex like, never, right?
Dumb guy: Uh...
Not dumb guy: Begone, idiot man-child! Go back to the pit of your parent's basement from whence you came! (Slashes dumb guy with his sword.)
Most men have a basic understanding of human biology. They know that breasts are like Skittles-- every pair is different and wonderful. (Imagine how boring it would be if we lived in a world where everyone had plastic-y looking D cups.) And it's not like any man in human existence has ever looked at a pair of breasts where one was slightly bigger than the other and said, "Yeah, I'm done here." Unless your boobs suddenly start glowing like the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark, I wouldn't worry. Do your breasts possess the power to literally melt faces off? No? Then you'll be fine.
Let's get this straight: real men don't sit around ripping on women's bodies. This is something only douchebags who worship Tucker Max as their personal God do. When they are forced to be around said body-snarking assclowns, real men roll their eyes and let the troll know that he's an embarrassment to the entire male species.
Dumb guy: Katie is hot and all, but her left boob is totally smaller than her right.
Not dumb guy: Are you seriously complaining about boobs? You've had sex like, never, right?
Dumb guy: Uh...
Not dumb guy: Begone, idiot man-child! Go back to the pit of your parent's basement from whence you came! (Slashes dumb guy with his sword.)
Most men have a basic understanding of human biology. They know that breasts are like Skittles-- every pair is different and wonderful. (Imagine how boring it would be if we lived in a world where everyone had plastic-y looking D cups.) And it's not like any man in human existence has ever looked at a pair of breasts where one was slightly bigger than the other and said, "Yeah, I'm done here." Unless your boobs suddenly start glowing like the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark, I wouldn't worry. Do your breasts possess the power to literally melt faces off? No? Then you'll be fine.
Let's get this straight: real men don't sit around ripping on women's bodies. This is something only douchebags who worship Tucker Max as their personal God do. When they are forced to be around said body-snarking assclowns, real men roll their eyes and let the troll know that he's an embarrassment to the entire male species.
Yes, we know. No, we don't care.
I concur with Cary and Nick. My friends and I for example do not sit and talk about the bodies of the women in OUR lives, we just don't. Occasionally there might be talk of some woman in a nude scene or the latest porn starlet, but that's about it. Specifically I have one friend who likes talk about about porn star vag's and how he'd like "eat 'em like a ham sammich"... But talking about OUR own women... strictly verboten.
I had no idea a person like Tucker Max existed. Damn. I read some of those stories. They were horrible but I just could not stop!!
In my experience, boobs are boobs.
I HATE Tucker Max with a passion. And I'm sure you can see why...
Tucker Max is going to end up like one of those gross old guys who always come into the restaraunt I work at that have more money than they know what to do with and get their jollies out of drinking whiskey and hitting on the hostess. Yep. life looks super bright for him. Poor guy.
I'll never enjoy my favorite Skittles the same way ever again. WAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (T.T)
One of my friends is a B and a D she she's really self-conscious about it and worries that it'll be a deal breaker. I've tried telling her what all of you guys say, that if a guy cares that much, he's not the right guy for you. I referred her here, actually. Hopefully she'll take it to heart. :)
Wait--how are Skittles all different from one another? Other than being like, five different colors, they all look the same to me =P
OMGosh! I JUST noticed my breasts are slightly different LAST WEEK! I have always loved mine, but when I noticed, I felt panicked.
Go ahead, laugh, I would have too! I've never felt that uncomfortable, ever. I have always thought ' I may not have the best body/prettiest face, but I have great boobs, eyes, hair, and personality!
Thank you sooo much for this answer!