I love this question. You're stating with infallible truth that all men like large breasts and ladies that don't have them have conspired to create the myth of a "nice" butt. I assure you, nice butts are a real thing. Real, like global warming, the deficit and Charlie Sheen. Sure, butt beauty is subjective; firmness, roundness, muscle to fat ratio, ratio to hips, thigh, leg, neck etc. But make no bones about it; the butt industry is alive and pumping.
Go to any newsstand and you will be greeted with an array of butt worshiping magazines. Dozens of butt publications dedicated to two huge butt cheeks divided by a thread of thong. Need I remind you of the patron saint of ass, Sir Mix-A-Lot and his anthem to the heiny?
My sense is you have breasts you feel great about and a butt that gets the job done -- it allows for hip extension and lets you sit without breaking your coccyx. Fair enough.
For you, and perhaps others, this is a lesson in "live and let live". No reason for breast girls to go to war with butt girls. Besides, there are millions of women who feel on the sidelines of both these esteemed teams. What's worse, there are some women cursed with "gifted" butts and boobs. Why make them have to decide?
Hmm, I'm a breast girl and it baffles me how the guy I'm currently dating is all about the butt. Every single guy I've known has been fixated on my breasts, and then there's this guy. It's so totally new. I like it though, especially when he compliments me on it. I don't hear butt compliments all too much, cause like I said, guys are all about my breasts. :P
i guess i'm one of the girls on the sidelines of both of those teams lol i've always been tiny tiny framed, my 8 year old son has a wider wrist span than me. while i understand that competition among women is fairly standard practice, i wouldn't keep friends that constantly dogged my pancake booty or my meager cup size, even in fun. who needs friends that are anything but edifying? now if these are girls that are not your friends doing the dogging, then it's just jealousy. embrace yourself, and let 'em eat cake.
As my boy toy says "boobs are gross, butts are awesome".
Lucky for me I have both. Huge boobs and a huge ass. Oh, and I'm white.
Being neutral about boobs I could kind of understand, but if your guy thinks boobs are actually "gross" then he might want to take a look at his sexuality.
'Oh and I'm white'
Totally unnecessary, but uh.. thanks for the info?
I've got a great amount of both assets, lucky me. Yeah just bragging, nothing more to really add here...
Psshht. We all know that at the end of the day, your face is your moneymaker. I'd rather have no boobs or butt (although I do actually have a passable amount of both) and a great face/everything else than get called a Butterface. =)
I have a friend with a great booty. Trust me, there are so many guys that appreciate a nice butt. Even women comment on her bum.
When she wears yoga pants she turns heads. Her butt gets way more attention from guys than the great boobs another of my friend has.
You know what girls? There are... you're so not going to believe this, but there are men, who like small boobs, too! Isn't that confusing! They're all like "you can cup them in your hand and they're firm and cute".
Stop being silly. Different guys fancy different things, and there are as many preferences as there are bodyshapes.
I have small boobs and no man has ever had a problem with it, in fact they tell me they dont think theyre that small so men see things different then women we are too hard on ourselves and I also have a big butt and men love it, i'd rather have a big butt and small boobs over the reverse anyday.
I have small boobs and no man has ever had a problem with it, in fact they tell me they dont think theyre that small so men see things different then women we are too hard on ourselves and I also have a big butt and men love it, i'd rather have a big butt and small boobs over the reverse anyday.