Not true at all...I seen small schlongs and the guys are pure assholes!!!! vice versa.. 6"2 guys with small ones...5"4 guys with huge ones.

Actually, I think the smaller, the more they brag, the more they are an asshole... don't get me wrong.. those fucktard bigger ones like to brag and say they can do this, that, and yada yada yada.. but you know..the small ones make fun of themselves too.. I think it's hilarious.

Sometimes I wish penis size was as evident as boob size. Would save a lot of trouble.

I don't think there is any immediate correlation, possibly on a deeper level after you get to know the guy.

Bigger guys may be authentically confident though. I had one very small (small!) guy say he hurt his last partner...oh wow...she must have been a wood nymph then (ha! wood!). It's just misleading and you can usually tell when the guy's confidence isn't real. Like a kid bragging about how awesome their dad is, bad liars always get carried away.

In my experience the biggest guys I've been with have been some of the most loving, intense, confident beasts out there. It's probably just a coincidence but being satisfied on all those levels is awesome.

ahhh my experience is showing!

Have you ever heard of the "Napoleon Complex?" Now, I'm not history expert, but I'm pretty sure Napoleon was an angry French hobbit who lived three thousand years ago. He and the three musketeers invaded Narnia or some shit. I don't know.

You should teach history. (:

oh gaaaaaaaarshhh... i remember in junior high when every week a new one of those theories would pop up: the longer the fingers, the longer the dick. the bigger the ear, the bigger the dick. the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the dick... and now what now? the bigger a dick he is, the bigger his dick actually is?

jeesh...i'm a girl and i say it doesn't matter. it's what they do with the dick is what counts right?

and a guy is mean because he's just mean, similarly another guy is nice because he parents raised him right. fin.

could you please teach my world history class? because class would be much more interesting then. "Napoleon was an angry French hobbit who lived three thousand years ago. He and the three musketeers invaded Narnia or some shit." those kind of comments would make it much easier to stay awake.

I agree with John. Growing up around a bunch of boys I've seen all sizes. It's a fact that if you're wondering about size, stick with the quietly confident guy - he's the one that's packing.

Can someone please enlighten me as to what the exact dimensions of a gargantuan love trunk and puny pickle are? If you could also include the exact spot on the ruler where the change from ham hock pendulum to thumb wange happens, it would be most helpful.

Thank you in advance for your kind assistance!

I could be wrong but there's a reason we call them a "dick" - i figured this out the hard way. The guys with the big schlongs, yes i said it, have always, 100% consistently dropped me on my ass in no time with no real reason. Seriously, the bigger the cock... the bigger the "cock". Even my short 5'7" ex-boyfriend who was maybe one of the biggest i've seen, is coincidentally a cock- maybe Neapolitan was packing heat.

It's the guys who aren't playing with much in the kitty (no pun intended) that are the sweet hearts. These guys are the ones who consistently come back and pine for my attention. It's like they're over compensating for something that's missing.

Too bad I like assholes. jkjkjk ;)

ps. Devil's Advocate, you'll know it when you see it. It's like woah. No, it's like, a regular kosher dill compared to a large cucumber. good luck.

I agree w/Reformed Player. My ex was a complete douchebag who treated me like crap and he had a very small penis.

Dicks are like fresh, hot pizza. All kinds are pretty much good whenever, wherever, and if you're craving it, any kind will do, with relatively few complaints.

(yes, I meant to make this comment in basic dude-style thinking!)

lmao @ the 'napoleon complex' explanation :)

you know, when my girlfriends and i were single, we used to think 'if a dude jokes about having a small pecker, than it must be huge!'... rang true most of the time. until my girl jen dated with guy who kept saying it was the size of a cigarette lighter... they finally did the deed and she left, laughing the entire way to my place to tell me about it. girls are evil :)

I hate to say this but I think that small guys try to overcompensate and are more chatty and and the bigger ones are more likely to move from woman to woman. Their friends have usually seen it and tell them how big they are when they're in the locker room at school, so they know they are big in comparison...and they carry a good sense of self-esteem from that.

heyo, napoleon was actually kinda tall, that short thing was some strange rumor that took hold

It dosnt matter how long, the part that counts is how much warm man-juice you get all over your face!

I told my then boyfriend he had a small pines over a text, I was really hurt, drunk and mad, I send him a letter asking for forgivenes , no respond yet now what?