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Do you ever just sit back and think to yourself like DAMN such-and-such person is so effing gorgeous that it should literally be illegal? Like, so breathtaking that the only proper response is to take a moment to pause thank God for making such a creation?

While I've definitely come across some women who absolutely stunned me with how gorgeous they were - this actually happened to me this weekend, chick was absolutely instantly wifeable - I can't say that I ever really resort to thanking God for his creation.

Mostly because I'm pretty sure it says somewhere in the Bible to actually not do that. Perhaps its in Tupac 4:78 or something. My Bible knowledge has been a bit rusty lately.

Hey, hey...did you know that Christopher Walken WASN'T in the Bible? I know, it threw me off too.

My question then becomes, are you too intimidated to talk to or deal with this person since you have placed them on this otherwordly pedestal? Because I think that's when it becomes a problem. That's mostly because when you meet people like that, they rarely live up to the person you've created in your imagination. I've had that happen before. I had this chick I thought was so perfect, and she was actually interested in me in return. Turns out, I couldn't stand her after a few months.

There's an old adage, "Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who's tired of *CENSORED* her." I'm sure that translates across genders.

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just out of curiosity, what couldn't you stand about her? personality or was it impossible for her to meet your expectations of her being perfect?

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Two words: Colin O'Donoghue. The moment he appeared onscreen in The Rite, I was in love-lust. He's absolutely stunningly gorgeous.

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The way I've heard it is "One guy's perfect woman is probably some other guy's pain in the ass"....

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