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Do you think it's hot when girls Lolspeak?

Nope. Sorry. Actual, complete words are far sexier. Please, please save the Lolspeak for captioning photos of cats and never use it in public.

A guy might find Lolspeak funny in small doses. But speaking in a weird jumble of baby talk and Internet slang is never, ever a turn-on. If you take nothing else from me, remember that.

For that matter, why do we assume cats talk like babies? I always figured that if cats suddenly achieved the power of speech, they would sound like sophisticated intellectual types. A dog, on the other hand, I could see wanting to "haz" a cheeseburger.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty much done with LolCats. Maybe we should just move on and leave all that in 2006 along with MySpace, 'kay? That said, I do enjoy the web comic The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, which turns the whole tired Internet meme into a comic strip about old-timey hobo cats. Because hobo cats are always funny.
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Natasha

Thank you! Lolspeak needs to die.

AngelBabyGirl

ROTFLMAO @ THIS POST!! IDK WHERE U GUYS GET THIS STUFF!!SMH.

Ellen

Amen! God help us if this world ever becomes a place where a speech impediment is hot.

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U DNT HAZ LUV 4 MI LOLSPEAK?? WAT BOUT WEN I WIZPUR SOFLY IN UR EARZ????!!!!111!!!!!

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what if ur man says stuff like cuddles,sowwies,huggles,and epic? he is in a heavy metal band. has tats and piercings. totally threw me off

Edy

"lolspeak"? cats sounding like babies? What? I guess I wasn't chic enough to have picked up on this fad.

angel34856

I have quite a few teens on my friend list on facebook (my nieces and step-kids and a few of their friends) and it really annoys me that they misspell words ON PURPOSE. They sound like uneducated morons, and yet they think it's "cool". I wish I could get them to understand that they look foolish... LOLspeak is the same, it just seems ridiculous. Why would anyone want to talk that way? (unless you like looking like a dope, in that case, please LOLspeak away)

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What a lovely day for a 3696494! SCK was here

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