Yeah, the Internet has really put a damper on the whole home porno/naughty photo thing. Time was, all a guy needed to talk his lady into a tasteful set of nude boudoir photos was a couple bottles of wine and Sade album. Now, you run the risk of the relationship going sour and the guy posting them online like a scumbag, or having them end up in the hands of some creepy electronics store employee when he takes his computer or camera in for repairs.
There is one surefire way to make sure he guards the incriminating photos or video with his life: make sure his junk is prominent in every shot. Take charge of the camera and put him in as many compromising positions as possible. Get him all splayed out, his Jake and the Fatman dangling in the wind for all the world to see. Tell him you like to be the director (maybe you do?) and make him your Ron Jeremy. (I honestly tried to think of another famous male porn star to reference there and came up blank. John Holmes, maybe? Yikes, that's even more dated. Did you know he was the inspiration for Boogie Nights?)
Oh, and make copies for yourself. For future enjoyment, and for your protection.
There is one surefire way to make sure he guards the incriminating photos or video with his life: make sure his junk is prominent in every shot. Take charge of the camera and put him in as many compromising positions as possible. Get him all splayed out, his Jake and the Fatman dangling in the wind for all the world to see. Tell him you like to be the director (maybe you do?) and make him your Ron Jeremy. (I honestly tried to think of another famous male porn star to reference there and came up blank. John Holmes, maybe? Yikes, that's even more dated. Did you know he was the inspiration for Boogie Nights?)
Oh, and make copies for yourself. For future enjoyment, and for your protection.
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