Uhhhhh. Wow. Let me process that for a second.
A bologna sandwich? Interesting. And how would he know what it's like to screw a bologna sandwich? I guess he's done it before. Me, I'm partial to mortadella and olive loaf, but hey, to each his own.
Some guys sure are stupid. Joking or not, any idiot should know that making fun of your girlfriend's genitalia is a good way to never see it again. It's also just plain rude and immature. I wonder how he would like it if you told him his dick looked like a Lil' Smokie. Maybe that's the problem here: he has a wee little weenus and is threatened by the size of your clitoris.
To answer your question, no, most men don't care. A lot of men wouldn't even know the difference. Others understand that every woman's body is different, and that the clitoris, like a man's penis, will vary in size and appearance from individual to individual. Most people appreciate the variety. Getting naked would be kind of boring if everyone looked the same.
Your guy should be thrilled that you have a larger clitoris. For one, it's easier to access; also, with more area comes greater sensitivity. If he has an easy time bringing you to orgasm, he should be thanking that bologna sandwich, not dissing it.
A big clit is a good thing; be proud of it. And tell your guy that if he's turned off by it, you'll be happy to keep it hidden from now on.
Oh my word! She should tell that fool to hold the mayo because her "bologna sandwich" is just fine the way it is and doesn't need any special sauce from him. Seriously, that boy needs to be taught some manners!!
"Lil' Smokie" Man, I think I laughed out loud for a good minute or two at that one.
I think Lil' Smokie needs an anatomy lesson. It's probably not your clit he's referring to. It's more than likely your labia, specifically your labia minora. Although the clitoris size varies from woman to woman, it's very rarely larger than 1/2 an inch. Labia, on the other hand, can be much larger (especially in women who've had children). But to compare it to a bologna sandwich? Tell him to shut that up or he can keep jerkin' his gherkin. Alone.
LOL @ Daisy!...and I thought the same thing as LDR nurse.
Lil' Smokie is a tool.
HES SO RUDE. Kick him to the curve. No one should talk shit about the clit!
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t's, "Kick him to the 'curb'."
To tell you the truth honey i have a big one too
And one day my boy friend was fingering me he didn't say anything about it and kept doing it.
But about three days later he said it grossed him out
What i'm saying is if they're in the heat of the moment i don't think they give a fuck(: