I have! Fun place. Been to a few Six Flags actually. Also Disneyland, Disney World, Epcot, both Busch Gardens, King's Dominion (which was briefly Paramount's Kings Dominion and featured a Wayne's World-themed donut shop which was awesome), Universal Studios Hollywood, that waterpark in Disneyland the name of which escapes me, and Camp Snoopy in the Mall of America which I think is called something else now. What can I say? I like rides, skeeball, and funnel cake.

Indeed, amusement parks, carnivals, and boardwalks are a great place for a summertime date. They're also fun for a fall, winter, or spring date. It's neat to go on the off-season when it's less crowded. You feel like you and your sweetheart have the park all to yourself. Like in National Lampoon's Vacation, only without Chevy Chase taking John Candy hostage. Whether you've just started dating or have been together for years, it's fun to spend a long, summery day together riding rollercoasters, playing games, watching goofy shows like the "Batman Stunt Spectacular," and eating ice cream and fried things covered in powdered sugar. And as cliched as it may be, few things are more satisfying than winning your lady (or your guy) a stuffed animal at one of the midway games.

Where do you like to go on summer dates?

(If this is a spam message, it's very convincing. Now let's all enjoy Six Flags' hilarious and not-at-all creepy dancing old guy getting his funk on.)