The only head you need to worry about is yours, because somehow, you've lodged it deep within the confines of your ass.
Let me turn your question around on you: if this woman you love admitted that she had deep feelings for you and wanted to be with you forever, and so didn't want to cheat, but there's this guy she knows with the magic tongue she just can't resist...exactly how angry and hurt would you be? And how much credence would you give to her protestations that she loves you?
Because that's exactly how angry and hurt she'll be.
Head is five minutes, love is forever. It doesn't matter if this girl can suck a ping-pong ball through a drinking straw. If you really love your lady, it's well past time to walk away.
Had to exercise a lot of restraint to keep myself from insulting the living daylights out of the guy who submitted this question. Thank you Dan, for giving a great answer to this question. Hopefully, it gets through his thick head.
"The only head you need to worry about is yours, because somehow, you've lodged it deep within the confines of your ass."
Freakin Awesome Dan.
ONE OF THE BEST RESPONSES EVER ON GUYSPEAK. I'm sure your fellow Guys will give you an Attaboy for this one.
Classic.
Hope GalPal picks this up in her Summary for the week.
And so the Asker knows, this fat chick gives spectacular head, but wouldn't give him the time of day if he's cheating on his chick.
Don't feed the trolls, Dan.
That was a beautiful response, though.
Tragically, as stupid as it is, I'm pretty sure this is serious. I know at least three guys who in their sexual history have cheated on their significant others solely because the other woman gives amazing head.
And if I am feeding the troll, hey, at least he'll get fatter and, according to his logic, give some amazing head. That's a useful life skill!
Fantastic answer.
well... I guess this was his most inner most thought.. As depressingly stupid as this question is, I'm sure all men have had this thought cross their mind. Somewhere, in the dark dank recesses of what we're calling a mind.. My god shouldn't the women you love be able to out blow some stupid bitch who looks like she got beat with a bag of nickles any day of the week!?.. Isn't that the component to a loving relationship? A great sex life? .. I don't know.. Its wrong to label the male species as a pack of horn ball pig perverts.. But questions like these don't inspire much confidence
I'v just been cheated on with a fat girl....and I'm always getting asked on dates...Ladies here's some advice...if the guy's paranoid you're cheating...chances are...he is!...Not a fan of the guy that submitted this... She could turn out to be amazing and once you've realised just how amazingshe is...she'll be waking up next to he guy that already knew
What a pig! I just hope the poor girl he claims to love catches on to this very quickly and dumps his ass!
Because before she knows it, she will be married to that manipulative pig and have three kids...she will put up with 10 years of BS and belittling and become a shell of the person she was before this man walked into her life... then she will decide she can't stay there just for the kids...and after the divorce she will hear people ask "how did yo do it for so long" and "he treated you so badly...he cheated on you the whole time you were married".....(been there done that)
I used to be the girl... the fat girl who gave great head. If you want the other side of all this.... We know you're seeing someone, we don't care, because most of the time, it's nice to have someone come to you - because you know you're good at it. The rest of the time, we're trying to steal your significant other. We want love, too. We WILL suck a ping pong ball trough a straw, if we think it will keep you there.
Reformed Player - Awesome answer. :-)
TERRIBLE ANSWER. GOD.
WOW. I am the fat girl giving head to the married guy, currently. I wonder if he is the same guy that submitted this question? LOL!
I look at it this way....if he wants it, I am going to give it. It is his decision to cheat.
WOW. I am the fat girl giving head to the married guy, currently. I wonder if he is the same guy that submitted this question? LOL!
I look at it this way....if he wants it, I am going to give it. It is his decision to cheat.
ITT: fat uggos that act like whores because the attention makes them feel like they're actually attractive.
Hey prick, if you're so in love, the "fat chicks" blowjob skills shouldn't matter. I just hope for your girlfriends sake that she realizes what you're doing. We all get that there's going to be temptation but if you really care for your girl you should be able to walk away. And stop referring to her as the "fat girl who gives great head." She probably has some self-esteem issues to work out, and a dick like you is only going to make it harder on her once you hurt her. Grow up.