I think it truly is a matter of taste (his, not yours; eating pubic hair is unequivically gross). Sure, there are generational trends, like the wild, untamed bushes of the 60's, so thick and dense that men were occasionally lost within them. Or the more modern trimmed vag, ranging anywhere from "eerily childlike" to "shape of a heart." Or the women have no reproductive organs, children are gifts from God style of the 50's.
Personally, I like my wife to trim hers into the shape of the letter "H." That way when she lines up with the other girls, it spells "MICHAEL."
"...MATTHEW SWAIM IS A FANTASTIC LOVER." My bed is eight beds!
In the interest of pushing that image out of your head, here are a some common pros and cons that may enter a guy's thinking about his favorite clam's beard.
PROS of female pubic hair:
*Has a nice cushioning effect should you be seriously going to town down there. Especially if your man has a bony pelvis.
*Grants an innate connection to Gaia, the nature goddess. Yes, as you drive your SUV to the mall to buy some Uggs, know that your thick and verdant bush tickles a wry smile from the lips of mother Earth.
*No need for constant maintenance, unless you braid (which you SHOULD) or dred (which DEAR GOD NO).
*The shaved bajingo often has little stubbly hairs that sear your guy's face off if he tries to go down on you, presumably as a warning to the others.
CONS of female pubic hair:
*It obscures the pure, dewey beauty that is your vertical wrinkly hole.
*Going down on you shaved feels a lot less like eating Larry King's head.
*Can traps be hidden in them? Do we want to take the risk?
*Birds will sometimes swoop madly at your crotch and try to pluck them for nesting reasons.
I think Bees' new life goal is to ruin the comedy of Swaim with one repeated, terrible attempt at a joke.
Keep up the good work, M-Swaim. Also, go by M-Swaim more often.
DEFINITELY GROOM YOURSELF. I have yet to hear of any guy that perfers a bush on a girl. This answer was very funny but it didn't give really any info. I did hear one of my guy friends say last week that he was going to fool around with this girl and when he took off her pants she had public hair peeking out of her underwear and he almost threw up.. and he left lol. I myself have to have my lady parts perfectly groomed otherwise I just feel nasty and unkempt! Most of my underwear is lace or mesh (unless its workout thongs) which would just look disgusting with anything poking out of them...ewww. **Shudders***
BTW I dont think that guys think that brazillians are "errily childish". Lingerie and swimsuit models as well as porn stars all keep themselves perfectly clean and basically all men are attracted to them sooo... ya. This may be a generation thing tho, I'm in my 20's so I cant speak for the old people :P
I think you're right that most of the younger generation prefer trimmed or shaved. It's pretty much become standard thanks to porno, bikini models and what have you. But I wouldn't go so far as to say NO man prefers hair, because I certainly have known people who do, and I know a lot of people who remember Presidents before Clinton feel that way as well.
Keeping things trimmed or shaved/waxed is more of a sanitation issue, it seems.
Whatever you choose, own it 110%.
Just let it grow. There are guys (me) who like a natural bush. I caress them, go down on them, whatever. Just something I can't quite describe, but it's MUCH sexier to me.
What annoys me is the complete lack of unshaved pubes on gals around here...it's not even up for discussion.
I'm like a man without a CUNTry. OK, bad joke...
In my never humble opinion...
A guy likes a nice hairless play ground? Fine with me.
Here's the catch...
Do onto your own crotch what you would have your woman do to hers.
And let me tell you, shaving around the Captain and his two crewmen doesn't work. It just makes for sharp stubble that is worse that what was there in the first place.
That means: wax and pull, baby!
Need help. I'd be ever so happy to oblige, I have a home hot wax spa.
Just apply warm sticky honey-wax, apply a muslin strip, and YANK!
Nice smooth and hairless skin. Fun for two.
Don't have the nads? That's okay too. Just don't expect me to bare my yard if you can't bear to do it to yours.
Pixie
That answer creeped me out a bit.
Anyway, what I want from guys from thier body is the OPPOSITE of mine. I dont want a guy who has a "brozillian"! That's effeminent!
you go girl!
I'm totally down with that.
guys cant get all picky. finding a nice girl isn't easy... to walk away just because she wont torture her own body is pathetic. and if they cant bear to do it to themselves then they cant expect girls to do it to.
its an act of kindness when a girl does that for you. remember that.
UMMMMM when the "greys" started coming in I said "UH OH NO WAY".A couple thousand later I'm still doing laser,but the end is in sight!!!No more "grays!"YEAH!!!!
SWAIM! How many guy stalkers do you have. I'm adding two to that list.