We are virtual in the most basic sense of the word: we don't even exist, but are a manifestation of mass hypnosis of Guyspeak readers. We appear real because you want us to be real; in truth, there is nothing even written here. You are merely imagining it because you want an answer to your question. Here is the answer that your collective imagination wants for this particular question.
Yes, we met in person earlier this year in New York to shoot the unfortunate photos you see here on the site, meet the WEtv brass and do a panel discussion at WEtv HQ. Then we capped off the day with a cage match, Thunderdome-style -- "five men enter, one man leaves!" -- in which I totally kicked ass until the Chic Geek cheated and kneed me in the nuts, the rat bastard. The next time we meet, he is one dead futhermucker. I hope he's reading this. Dead meat, Nadel. Extinct Geek.
Otherwise, we are scattered to the four winds: two of us in NYC, one in DC, one in Atlanta, one in Los Angeles. That excludes Mystery Man, whom we did not meet, and about whom I am forbidden to say anything more, except to speculate that he might be in the Witness Protection Program -- probably a good thing, given some of his answers.
hahahah great answer! was it an awkward meeting or did yall share your experiences?
Not awkward in the least. We are all wonderful.
You'll never catch me, McNeal. Nor my robot doppelganger Chic Geek RoboTron 5000 who answers every question I receive. Beware his laser eyes!
Oh well, I can always catch DeVore and give him another beat-down in your stead.
"Nick says hi!" POW!
Don't kill my favorite Geek!!! Sometimes members of the geek community have to fight dirty to beat the "normal" people. You're just mad because he kicked your ass.
Haha Just kidding, Cary, I love you too.
I don't know why but I've always imagined that the six of you were best friends :)
You didn't meet Mystery Man yet there he is in the group shot... how mysterious, indeed. ;)
Is he? Or could it be just your imagination manifesting him there?
Wishful thinking.
there's a group shot!?
Yes, when you sign up to get GuySpeak in your inbox, you get a group photo. I've wanted to comment on how cute a picture it was of all the Guys but had not gotten around to it...done!
I tried really hard to imagine a tag, but I just couldn't think of any. Sorry about that.
Fun post--made me smile. Poor Nadel! I think he had better watch his back!! :-D
Best. Tag. Ever.