Sounds like a wrong number. Have you ever asked this guy who he's calling?
The only other explanation is that he is insane. I'd say tell him to piss off, but I don't want your head to end up in a box. Just avoid him like jury duty. Unless of course you like the attention. Then marry the crazy bastard.
Hey, wouldn't it be funny if he really did have the wrong number, but after talking to you a few times, he realized he loves you more than the chick he thought he was calling? And then you two end up together and live happily ever after? That's a romantic comedy just waiting to be made. I'm thinking Alexis Bledel and the dude from Twilight should be in it. Or maybe Amy Adams and Peter Sarsgaard? The title would have to be, Sorry, Right Number. Or Digits. Or something like that.
Off to write a treatment...
HA! Sounds like a blockbuster to me. Be sure and let us know when the premiere is. :-D
this was just great!
This is.. wierd. Situations that seem like a setup for a romantic comedy often turn out (in real life) to be something much creepier, with more restraining orders.
Also, are you asking why he hasn't asked you out yet, or are you asking if he's planning on turning your skin into a suit? That part's not really clear.
Stalker alert. Or maybe if you're already friends, then he's just creepy (or trying way too hard to hint he likes you... still creepy)
Oh, darn. This was misinterpreted. We're good friends...with benefits.
This was my story too. He'd say all these sweet, flowery things about the two of us, like when we'd finally live together, he'd take me out for jogging every morning (because he's athletic and I'm a slob), he'd do these chores and I'd do those, etc. And we weren't even dating! And not friends with benefits too!
Of course I got confused. After taking some time and did some serious pondering, I then came to a conclusion: he only wanted to get into my pants.
If saying all these emotional things would make me all gooey and grant him the access to my pants, then by all means, he would say them. A bunch of them. A truckload of them.
So, yeah ..
But that's me, though. Each case is different, so I can't say the same for you. Maybe men also entertain themselves with the idea of settling down with a woman they are physical with, but not necessarily in a relationship with?
Wait, you're good friends 'with benefits' and about to move in together, and he jokes about marriage... and you're *not* already dating? Wow. Perhaps you should bring it up, because it sounds like you're about to skip that step entirely.
"Digits" sounds like a movie about a guy who likes to send fingers of his previous victim to his next on cardboard boxes via USPS.
This guy would be totally justified in thinking that you are in fact dating. You say you are REALLY GOOD friends WITH BENEFITS. So as really good friends, do you guys go out together often? What you are thinking is just hanging out may be something more to him. Something like dates. Add to that the "benefits," and you have the makings for a relationship. Definitely talk to him and come to some sort of mutual understanding.