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He tickles, then hug.

You're talking about Elmo, right? He's the worst. "Tickle me!" "Play with me!" So annoying. Look at what happened with Katy Perry. All she wanted to do was play dress-up and he runs away like a scared baby. Then everybody says Katy's a skank who's corrupting the children. Clearly Elmo is the bad influence here. But no, we can't blame the Muppet. Well, it's about time Elmo got called out on his shenanigans. "Elmo loves Katy Perry!" Empty words. If Elmo really loved Katy Perry, he'd apologize for being a little red douchebag who insists on constantly referring to himself in the third person.

Seriously, what's wrong with a little "tickle 'n hug"? (He doesn't refer to sex that way, right?) Better than a tickle first and then the hug. If he lures you in with the promise of a hug and then tickles, that's just cruel. Do you want to know if it means he likes you? Probably. Unless he's your creepy uncle. Then it's just weird.
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