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Quick question- I have a hot date tonight and I wanna get laid, so what's hotter with a short (but not skanky short!) dress: knee high boots or pretty high pumps? Thank you muy mucho!

First of all, kudos for being honest with yourself about what you want. You want to get laid. I find that many women are fundamentally dishonest with themselves about what it is they want. They tell themselves they want X, when in fact they want Y. Women are human after all. Women have needs. For instance, sometimes you need a hot dude to lick every shivering inch of your body. These things happen.

It doesn't matter what you wear. You could show up in trash bags and it wouldn't make a difference. Do Lady GaGa one better and wear a dress made out of mackerel. Personally, knee high boots are sexy. You know what else is sexy? Pretty high pumps.

The best way to get laid, I have found, is not to be an jerk. Listen. Smile. Ask questions. Listen. Laugh. Make eye contact. Don't be a self-involved princess, because no one wants to bang someone who is self-involved. Because self-involved people aren't committed to giving orgasms. Sex is all about quid pro quo. I will go slow and whisper dirty little wishes in your ear if you rake my back with your fingers and lock your ankles behind my ass. Done and done.

However, I will give you the advice I'd give a dude. Be Zen about getting laid. Get laid by not trying to get laid. Desperation is a boner repellent.

Just be fun. Don't be a jerk. Laugh. Be open to whatever happens. If you're more than two drinks into a one drink nightcap, however, feel free to taste him.

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Both are sexy..which one do you feel sexier in? That is what I would go with. If you feel super hot in a pair of flips flops wear flip flops. Confidence/not cocky is key :)

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thaaaaaaaaaank youuuuu! we had a reaaaally great time! ...twice.

prettylady

I don't know about you ladies, but after reading that I'm, ahem, pretty turned on...

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Wow! Is it warm in here or is it just me? Nah! It's JDV.

Damn! Boy! You say the nicest (honestest?) things.

I wish more men were like you. (I'm sure there's a few (million) other women who feel the same way.)

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