Certainly. It is my pleasure to let you know what happens at strip clubs on a Saturday night to married men.
Ahem.
First things first, when you get there, everybody is seated by a waiter who hands everyone a special book that has been pre-selected by the strippers. You see, at the strip club, on Saturday nights, its generally Book-of-the-Month evening where the participants wax philosophical about whatever book has been suggested. Last month was the Steinbeck classic, The Grapes of Wrath. Yay. It's the main reason why married men frequent strip clubs...on Saturday night. It's all about the mental stimulation.
After everybody has talked about the book. Then the poetry starts!
*clapping vigourously*
What you may not realize is that the vast majority of strippers are artists and writers at heart. They write poetry full of flowery, lush metaphor for the human experience and ovecoming obstacles and the true virtue of the pole. It's quite riveting. I've been moved to tears before. Seriously. After such a moving experience, then comes the fun part.
THE BALLROOM DANCING!
This is the real reason everybody shows up. Club management brings in world renowned ballroom dancing coaches to show us how to move eloquently, frame our bodies and sway with the fluidity of a Bic lighter.
Lastly, as we all prepare to leave this place of culture and refinement, white lillies and a promise note are handed out to each patron in hopes of teaching us how to be a better person.
Yep, that's exactly what happens at strip clubs on Saturday night, and why married men are encouraged to go.
Mmhmm, that's exactly it.
It was written.
They spank hookers, and watch banana shows. WTF do you think goes on at the strip club?
Also as a side note, I've went to strip club with some friends. I am not impressed. The girls smell musty and you can see their cigarette burns and cesarean scars... Honestly its really the saddest thing I ever did see .
Reading this was definitely a GREAT way to start the morning. Too funny! Today will be a good day :)
They look at tits and spend your money - what do you think?
Dude she's insecure enough as it is, you don't have to make fun of her.
Yeah, I kind of vehemently disagree with you. If you can't discern what happens at a strip club...on a Saturday night (or a Tuesday night, for that matter), you kind of need an answer like the one I provided.
Besides, had I said, "lap dance" I wouldn't have been able to mention The Grapes of Wrath.
Sometimes, you've got to have fun.
PJ, the book club thing was just too funny...
There's a book out there with a woman (dressed in drag as a man) who went all these places and wrote about it. It's probably one of the most honest books I've ever read; it also has a chapter about strip clubs, what it's like inside and stuff. Once you get past all the cross-dressing stuff, it's a good look behind enemy lines, so to speak. God, I forget what it's called...
LOL That was great!