Something tells me you may already know what this guy is saying. But sometimes it's easier for someone else to tear the wax strip from your upper lip.
It decodes as follows: Another person, who is definitely not me, will really, really like you, and they should. Because, for the right person, who is definitely not me, but likes x,y, and z traits -- that you are full of, you are the perfect partner. And having said that, I absolve myself of having to directly tell you I don't really click with you or see any long term potential for our dating/hanging out situation. Hope you're OK with that, because for the time being its sort of fun for me. But remember, not that fun, otherwise I wouldn't be pawning you off to a future guy.
I know you only requested a translation, but my advice is: move on, sister. Move on.
Funny Guy
right on!
Dump his ass. He's not worth it. He doesn't even have the balls to be straight with you about how he feels. You deserve better.
Run, don't walk the hell away from this clown. I dealt with someone who said something to this effect "You deserve the best" - translation : Someone who isn't me.. You deserve the best, but here let me put my dick in your mouth...
Ok..Getting a little over my head here, but this sucks and I still say run!
I'd just like to say WOW! because I kept getting this response from someone I fell for and thought for the looongest time he meant himself.. wow.. I feel actually kind of stupid now. Oh well his lost..sucka.. Dangit!
Okay... but am I way off in thinking maybe that means the opposite? She said she's just been 'hanging out with' him.... not dating him per-se. SO if they're not dating, and he doesn't think she's interested in him that way, or they're friends only or whatever, maybe that's his way of hinting that he's into her?? Maybe? Probably not huh.... oh well.
Maybe you should be looking elsewhere for your mate, but still hit him up for the Nutter Butter. Nothing like having a spare. Meanwhile have fun but don't slip and fall for the jerk.
I am a female in the same type relationship. I am tired of going without the "nut" due to my gender. Women like sex as much as guys. It's time we dump the nice girl image and go for what pleases us instead of them. Men do it all the time. The double standard is what needs to stop.
I say get your butter while continuing to still looking for your mr. right.
Rodney Dangerfield said it best, girlfriend.