Your question speaks to the idea that females and farts are unseemly. Should women be afraid that by coming out of the gas closet they're somehow breaking down the 4th wall of demure?
What would Gloria Steinem, Ani Defranco and Lady Gaga think of your butt bondage?
I just finished answering a question about letting out the L word, but I may have missed the mark. The true token of love may in fact not be something uttered, but utterly smelled.
Women and men dating for an extended period of time should not keep their farts in. Aside from being an unhealthy practice, it also unduly compartmentalizes things. It's a human activity, much like sneezing and the occasional nose bleed. Do we run into another room every time we yawn or scratch our nose?
I get that farting is the mother load of natural occurrences. It stinks, it's loud, or even worse it stinks and is not loud. But there is inherent intimacy in a couple that not only passes gas, but shares it. This doesn't mean all the time: at a nice dinner or at your mom's 60th, etc; there's a time and a place for everything. But if you two are lounging around the house and a pocket full of ass needs to be emitted - then unleash the hatch
Be you, Rather, be all of you. The more you put out the more you receive. The absence of farts don't make a man's heart grow fonder, it only supports sexual-social norms invented by the church and the editors of Good Housekeeping.
Believe me, if Betty Draper periodically had woken up a hungover Don with her rank and thunderous bottom bouquet, they'd still be married. Why? Because equal footing had been planted, a fuller range of human emotion and experience had been shared, and lastly, you just don't want to F with a woman who's packing that kind of arssenal.
LOL. WHY can't guys exert more self control when it comes to farting? Over and over I've had to be the lone female stuck cooped up in a car for hours while every male takes a turn unloading his gas. And to torture me some more refusing to open windows after one rips!... I got smart and stopped reacting - spoils their fun...
You should show them that you can do just as bad by ripping a few of your own. It not only puts them in their place, but makes them do it less.. IT worked for me and my brothers..
I once read somewhere that women fart more while sleeping and our farts contain more methane. I'm not currently in a relationship and my adult son moved to his own apartment so I let rip freely as necessary. I agree that there's a time and a place to hold it in until one can get to a private place to let go, but other than that, please. Everyone cuts the cheese. If you have to let go, let go!
BTW, when my son was in high school he wanted to be the gentleman and thus held it in so as not to offend his female classmates--then saved it up for the ride home with me! Thanks, Sonny!
i love this question, and that it got answered! lol reminds me of the SATC epi where carrie went hysterically bolting after she passed a bit. i'm that girl too, so paranoid about it. one thing we ladies do have as sort of an advantage here is that men find farts funny. anything to do with bodily functions actually lol so if you have a sense of humor, and something slips inadvertently, make a joke or ask him to beat you on it to see if his can be better. he'll dig it, unless he's like, the president or something lol
I don't even consider it a serious relationship until we can fart in front of each other. I think a lot of it depends on your upbringing and how farts were handled in your home. For me it was natural and kind of hilarious so why not bring it into the new family I am creating, right? Good one, FG.
I was SO not brought up farting around the house so I really find it hysterical. Try to pretend nothing is happening when one is so LOUD it scares you or when you just smell one that is an SBD (Silent but Deadly). I would love to fight fire with fire but unfortunately it is my upbringing - I would feel terrible. I have actually been encouraged to join in the fartfests by my stepsons. I find the whole thing amusing... so long as I can roll down the window or make a run for it...
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