Wow. To quite a few guys reading this (who play-the-field), you are a dream come true. You're like a girl saying, "I have a real problem. Saturday nights I just love hanging around the house in my bikini, eating cold pizza, and watching ESPN 'til I pass out. Will any guys ever like me?"

Here's the funny part. Even though guys act like they're cool with women who truly only want to "wham-bam thank you, sir" they get bugged out when it happens. It's forward and not on their terms. They've grown accustom to hearing the girl cautiously asking them the next morning, "So, will you call me later this week?" and making the choice for BOTH of you, if this will be a one night stand.

The only etiquette I can offer is be upfront with the dude before you hit the sack. If a fella is really into you, it would be best if you gave him the option to not have a night of unforgettable one-night-stand sex, if he'll get too attached.

Now of course, this falls under "ideal etiquette". Beyond that, I'd suggest a few things for the morning after:

1. Don't physically kick him out of your bed before sunrise.

2. Permit him to pee and use the sink for 10 seconds.

3. Make sure to not call him by the wrong name.

4. At least ask him if he knows how to get home and has a few bucks for the bus.

5. Send him on the way with a nice, "Alight dude, well... take it easy."