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Hi, why won't my boyfriend poo in front of me?

I think the better question is why does it matter? And I'm going to try to make it thru this entire response without once using the word "poo".

Le sigh. Dammit.

In the realm of experiences that couples share I've never thought of the public-private poo as being that significant towards determining the strength of a couple's bond. For one, pooing is kind of nasty. Not in a "oh my gosh, its natural, get over it" kind of avoidance of the nasty way, but in a it smells and its not pleasant type of way. Most people try not to share those types of moments if they can. In fact, my best friend's grandfather once told us that he'd been married to his wife for 50 some odd years and had never seen her poo. He wasn't complaining, mind you.

Plus, people's poo time is actually really private and vulnerable. Some people like to use it as a peaceful break from the rigors of the real world. There could be a million reasons why he just doesn't want to poo in front of you. Ask him.

But realize...what the hell difference does it make? Now if he won't smang you unless he hhas his socks on...well, that's something altogether different. Then you should call the police.

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silkysly

Leave him alone & let him have his moment. You don’t have to share everything. Not everyone is about the open door policy when they are in the bathroom. Do you want him in there when you are shoving a tampon up yourself? Pleez….

goodkarmagirl

GREAT ANSWER PJ....and equally great response SilkySly....haha!

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An even better question is why would you even want him to? A little mystery is a good thing.

Tariana

Oh. Gawd.

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"Plus, people's poo time is actually really private and vulnerable."

Exactly! Thanks Girls' BFF.

Why do you want to interfere on this? Does your boyfriend wanting privacy make you feel less important.

Plus.. eww... I'm guessing you do your business in front of him. Eww..

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Geez why would you wanna be there when he's sh*tting. Girl you're gross!

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Talk about the ultimate control freak! Seriously, this is a red flag!

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When I read this question, I developed a facial tic. Why in the name of all that's holy and otherwise would anyone want to watch another person take a dump? No, don't tell me, I really don't want to know.

QuitaB

I've actually known a few couples who have the "open-door policy" when it comes to bathroom time. They say it's just how comfortable they are w/ each other, & it makes them closer. I call BS on that. I personally think, that's ME time, there's no reason for anyone else to be involved. Then again, maybe I'm wrong, cuz I won't even use public restrooms, lol. Guess I'll never have a Poo Pal, & that's sad. LOL

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Maybe he's afraid you'll throw him off the toilet to eat it?

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