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How big does my mouth have to be before guys will be attracted to me?

This is a really interesting question in that it's impossible to tell whether you mean physically or verbally. Here are the pros and cons of a big mouth, literally and figuratively:

Physically:

Pros:
Good Kissing
Look like a movie star
May have a nice smile

Cons:
You may eat all of my food
You may be a "swallower" kisser

Figuratively:

Pros:
You do all of the talking, I relax
You may be funny
Keep me awake on long road trips

Cons:
Always talking can be really annoying
You may be very obnoxious
Can I get a word in edgewise?

So, there it is. All of the possibilities in one place.

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TheMetalHead

I guess some guys like their girls to have DSL (dick suckin' lips), but I think I prefer smaller mouths. Because they're better for fellatio? Perhaps. But then again I'm also one of the few who doesn't find Angelina Jolie all that attractive.

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I... didn't even realize that this was something that men thought about. I don't analyze each of a man's features separately unless there is something unique or odd about one of them, but is this something that men do? How far does this extend?

I also firmly believe that the quality of the blowjob is set by your partner's technique, not the size of the orifice, but maybe a man with some experience can shed some light on this.

Michael Swaim

Angelina Jolie is alien-like in ways beyond her physical appearance. Anyone who'd have sex with Billy Bob Thornton is a kook in my book.

Also, Beatrice, don't change your world-view too suddenly. I have never thought about the size of a woman's mouth in this context ever. Ever. It's kind of an odd question, really.

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Well I wish you'd told me this before I ran out and got my mouth enlargement. I just hope that it's big enough so men will finally be attracted to me.

Nathan

Oh cruel irony! I just ran out and got mouth shrinking surgery so we can be together. DAMN YOU MICHAEL SWAIM! YOUR BAD TIMING HAS RUINED MY LOVE LIFE YET AGAIN!

Monny

this.. is. frightening and interesting all at the same time.

jels

I laughed my a** off at this question - I am so sorry if you were serious but SERIOUSLY?!?! I didn't know there was a size limit for your mouth to be for a guy to like you ... is there any feature that has to be a certain size before guys will like a girl?
there are people out there with fetishes and needs for everything - small boobs, big boobs, fatties (I am one so I can write that :P), short people, tall people, amputies, redheads, pregnant ladies, mean, artists...i'm going to stop now but SERIOUSLY? mouth size?!?! if boys are concerned with how big your mouth is before being interested in you there's definitely something wrong going on in the world today...

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