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How big should a guy's you-know-what be? Serious question!

Ah. The question that has kept the ruler business thriving since the Neolithic Age. First off, "should" is a funny word. I should have a year round tan and access to a warm bath whenever I want. But I don't. If we are speaking "should" in terms of logistics, I think the answer is simple: it should be small enough to not require shoes and be able to fit in a lady's baby-maker. Conversely, a penis should be big enough so that the man doesn't pee on his own scrotum and be insertable into a woman's vagina. We humans are an ambitious and competitive species. Not peeing on our own genitalia isn't good enough, we want more, more, more. 
 
Size tends to matter. In dating, self esteem, etc. I'm wondering if you are posing this question because on your most recent sexual travels you've encountered something unique and need my guidance; maybe a wang so petite you had no choice but to seek support from Funny Guy. But look at me...wishfully thinking. Maybe you encountered a penis-grande and want to know if that's normal.
 
The preeminent scholars on the matter - Wikepedia - state the average (erect) you-know-what, to be 5.1 to 5.9 inches. So taking this information at face value - there's the gold standard. They also go on to say that an erect penis that lands at around 2 inches is considered a micro penis. They curiously don't mention a maximum size, but if you've dated around a bit or ever used the internet for more then finding out the weather, you'll know it's possible to exceed 5.9 inches.

In conclusion:
Should a man's penis be 2.5 inches... eh no. Could it be? Yes.
Should a man's penis be around 5-6 inches - Yes, on average it seems so.
Should it be way bigger. Surely it could. Up to you if it should...

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hah well put funnyguy

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this is funny

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What you hear is true. Bigger is better. Small and thin penis's suck, horribly. Can't feel it. A 5-6 inches and thick, that's where it's at. Fat penis is the best penis.

Curiousgirl24

Right On!

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I dated a guy with an 8-incher and it was a bit too big - blowjobs and sex were just uncomfortable. But I do prefer larger - 7 inches or so is ideal. Hate to be sizeist, but if it's the size of my pinky... :\

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personally I prefer a smaller penis, I mean even 6 inches is pushing it for me, it hurts too much, to each her own I guess.

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great answer! 7 inches, though, mmmm...perfection. not too big and douchy, but big and confidently so.

grayeyeddame

well I don't care nearly as much about the length as I do the girth... the girth is what stimulates the nerves around the vagina ( gah, I hate that word, sounds like an ointment or something) but a little length is good too though I don't want it so long that it feels like I'm getting my lungs punctured ( been there with a guy I dated who was 12 1/2 inches... insane) my fiancee now is about 5 inches and it's absolutely great (if only I could get him into foreplay more often)
But what it comes down to really is how you use what you have, and if you don't have much, time to pick up a few books and learn the art of cunnilingus and full body-erotic massage boys! Hey, even if you do have length, learning to be selfless once in a while in the bedroom will get you everywhere, literally!

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I ha a partner with a very large, about 10 inch girthy penis. It was extremely uncomfortable from just about every position and angle. Bigger is not always better.

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I'd rather have an average to less than average guy ANY day. Guys with extra large equipment often think that buys them a "free pass" in the sack. Like they don't have to do anything special since they showed up with all THAT. Guys who aren't quite as endowed are much more eager to please and will do whatever it takes to get you off and make your experience toe-curling. I realize that's a bit of a generalization but it's certainly been true in my life.

Line forms to the left. Let me see that smile!

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Were I picking out a dildo, it would be 7 inches exactly. But men are not dildos, and their dicks are rarely the best part of them. (ok, men I spent time with) Though under five is not my favorite, there's so much more to do than just ride the thing. Besides, ever tried deep-throating a 7-inch? I never had any success.

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This is a superb share. Thanks for this writing.

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