Ah, the old tossed salad. Good question as I imagine most men (and women, for that matter) would probably be less than inclined to go licking a$$. Shucks, I know that I get violent any time a woman go nears my bunghole. That’s just not my bag, baby.
I’m sure you kind of hoped he’d just want to go down under on his own, but I sense that didn’t happen. Look, straight up, I think you’re gonna have to ask him to just do it or convince him that it’s not as bad as it actually sounds. And it sounds bad. You’d better put a trail of M&Ms or chicken nuggets or something. Convince him you poot rainbows and roses.
There’s really no good way to convince a guy of this. Like eating glass, it has to be something he just wants to do. It’s hard to dissociate dung from the booty. And nobody wants to eat dung on purpose. I mean, people get pissed when they find out they accidentally eat their pet’s treats. It’s just one of those things. Either he wants to do it and will probably do it without you asking or hinting, or he’s never going there, at all.
I mean it’s the tongue. Are you going to want to kiss him after? I’ve seen that happen in pr0n, but nobody ever kisses and I just kind of assumed they all bathed and rinsed their mouths out with cyanide and mint juleps.
In short, find a man who wants to do that.
it was written.