Ah, the old tossed salad. Good question as I imagine most men (and women, for that matter) would probably be less than inclined to go licking a$$. Shucks, I know that I get violent any time a woman go nears my bunghole. That's just not my bag, baby.
I'm sure you kind of hoped he'd just want to go down under on his own, but I sense that didn't happen. Look, straight up, I think you're gonna have to ask him to just do it or convince him that it's not as bad as it actually sounds. And it sounds bad. You'd better put a trail of M&Ms or chicken nuggets or something. Convince him you poot rainbows and roses.
There's really no good way to convince a guy of this. Like eating glass, it has to be something he just wants to do. It's hard to dissociate dung from the booty. And nobody wants to eat dung on purpose. I mean, people get pissed when they find out they accidentally eat their pet's treats. It's just one of those things. Either he wants to do it and will probably do it without you asking or hinting, or he's never going there, at all.
I mean it's the tongue. Are you going to want to kiss him after? I've seen that happen in pr0n, but nobody ever kisses and I just kind of assumed they all bathed and rinsed their mouths out with cyanide and mint juleps.
In short, find a man who wants to do that.
it was written.
I've kissed a guy after that. I mean, if I can't kiss him after that, then how can he be expected to lick my glorious behind?
I laughed the entire way through the advice, how awesome!
I just love the way the question was framed. No euphemisms here.
Maybe the trick would be to do his first so he knows how fun it is?
I think I need a mint.
Do it in the shower :)
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Uhm gross. If a guy tried to go near my backdoor I'd put the brakes on quick. Ew.
Yes if yours stinks keep him away!
Yes if yours stinks keep him away!
One word!
Nutella!
Fake him out lol
Just kidding but I could not help it...
LOL! Hilarious!
Great answer, Panama!
thats just nasty i dont want anyone to think about doing anything to my butt!!!!!!
if he's grossed out by the idea of having his mouth/tounge there you could always suggest he use dental dams like these & see if that solves the problem: http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-dams-gloves/glyde-dams
An ex of mine went there on me of his own volition, and the relationship fell apart!! I cant say that was the sole reason, but I definitely was not kissing him after some gross sh*t like that!
Make a deal with him...he does this for you you'll do something special for him.
Lol i never thought of that! I didnt think anyone would feel pleasure because of that lol....Interesting...
Just ask him. Worst comes to worst, he says no outright. As long as you don't plan on (inexplicably) freaking out about it afterwards a lot of guys won't need that much convincing to give it a go. That is, as long as you keep it clean down there.
i actually lick my gfs tail all the time and she A) likes it B) kisses afterwards C) lets me smell her ass and D) i never had to ask / be asked. but she dont wanna do it back which is great cuz i dont want anything or anyone going anywhere near my goddamn bunghole
i love licking a girls butt as i insert a finger or two in her pussy. they get so wet, and love when i get their butthole all wet with my tongue. best position is on all fours with her but pointed up :P
i would try her bending over in front of you if i was to lick my girlfriends ass.
I have done it, after being with my man for a long time. It didnt taste gross at all or smell bad. The wierdest part for me was the texture, I imagine I felt about like a man when he licks a woman for the first time, but who knows. I haven't done it again, yet. The reason I was willing to try it went like this: he suggested it, and i was like hell no. then i thought about it a few weeks, and eventually asked him about why he wanted it, if he had done it before and stuff like that. He was nice and answered all my ? without pressuring me to do it. Then a few weeks later we were 69-ing and I just tried it :)
No. Got it? - MM
My bf is a clean freak nd stuff he jus like no I'm not licking your buttt that's gross I said well I jus want to try it nd see what it feels like he's an ass mean he wants 2 do me in the ass but I won't let him I jus want him 2 eat my ass out but idk how 2 convince him 2 do it help