Hey boo, come on in and have a seat with me.
What’s wrong with you? Hmm? Who hurt you? Why are you trying to make your man jealous and resorting to petty games of hoping that he won’t find out? What did he do that made you fire up the laptop and ask a question like this on this site?
Jealousy is built out of situations and you want to stage that? Why, boo? Why? What will you gain from that? What will he lose from that? Wouldn’t it be better to live your life with a man you didn’t have to play these reindeer games with?
I know all women want their men to be jealous. You can tell me I’m wrong, but I’ve got too many years of anecdotal evidence to back that one up. I think you all don’t think we care unless we get pissed because you flirted with some other man or something. Women’s natural state of being is chaos so I assume that makes sense in Singapore or some sh*t. But if you ever find yourself needing to make your man jealous for your own sanity, it might be time to take a step back from your relationship and the crack you’re smoking and reassess what really matters in life and what it is you’re trying to get out of this situation.
And is it worth it.
So to answer your question, I don’t know. Because a jealous man is usually an angry man and because you’re a woman when it backfires you’ll tell him that it was something you set up which will make him angrier and pretty soon its just angry birds flying all over the place.