Three words for you:
1) No.
2) More.
3) Poontang.
If he doesn't think you are serious about showering off his nightly stench, refusing him admittance to Cooter Mountain will make that oh-so-very-clear. No shower, no loving, whether it's at night when he's ripe or in the morning after he showers. Tell him that B.O. has a way of killing one's sex drive.
A drastic step, I realize, but think of it this way: you've told him that you have an issue with his smell, but he refuses to do anything about it. He either thinks you are overreacting and/or just doesn't give a crap, and that's a problem far larger than his rank 13-hour bouquet d'ass.
For most men, one mention from a woman that they stink would be enough to get in the shower every night after work. How long does a quick wash take, 5 minutes? Ten? So he's telling you that it's not worth 5-10 minutes of his time to make you happy and keep you from having to do laundry 3-4 times a week? Then why would you have sex with him?
Good relationships are about compromise. Refusing to do this one little thing for you is a deal-breaker, not just because of the nasty smell, but because of what it says about his inflexibility and lack of respect for your wishes.
Cut him off. Cold. And move to the guest room so he can be alone with his fetid reek.
Yes, and once she has moved to the guest room (or couch, if there is no guest room), let him wash his own sheets too. Why should she have to wash them if he's the one fouling them up by not showering?
Um, I totally agree, but why should SHE move? Let Smelly move to the guest room and he can bask in his own stench. And, I agree Daisy, he can wash his sheets, although I somehow don't see that happening. If his own stank doesn't bother him, ripe sheets surely won't.
What if I have already started giving up the poontang and it just doesn't matter? Not to mention I dont think I should have to sleep on the couch so he gets the comfy bed and he refuses to leave the bedroom.
I said the guest bedroom, not the couch. And if none of that matters, then move out, because he's a selfish twat.
I apologize that should have said stopped giving it up
I think a lot more is going on than just smelliness.
Indeed.
Offer to blow him if he showers no strings HAHA!!! or shower with him. Seduce him to shower.
take a shower in the night &tell him to join you ;)
I have to agree with Cary. Withholding sex from your man will definitely get his attention. Since nagging at him about his stench isn't helping go on strike and put him in the other room if you have one. If he doesn't like it then he should have to sleep on the couch. Unfortunately I've been in the same situation. 12+ hours of sweat and work isn't romantic. So hold out on pleasing your man and explain to him in simple terms that it's unfair that you have to sleep next to the garbage man.
Here's an idea if the sex withdrawal doesn't work---get behind on laundry and don't remake the bed. Even the deepest sleepers will eventually get fed up of sleeping on an unmade mattress with no clean blankets (cause they're all in the wash). Some men can go without sex, but it's few men who will willingly go without a comfortable place to sleep.
Also, Cary, I have to give you props---it's very few men that would suggest a girl withhold sex from her man--I thought it broke a man-law or something to cockblock another guy! But thanks for pointing out what a powerful motivator it can be.
Gosh I am shocked every time I hear of people not having a good shower before bed. Apart from the sheets, how can they even think of sharing their bed with someone else, while smelling and filthy. Leave it alone having sex...bleah...
Cary I totally agree with your suggestions and comments.