The easiest way to make your penis bigger is to make everything around it smaller: pants, socks, keys, cell phones, cars, bed, etc.
Man’s quest for a larger wang, is only second to man’s quest for fire. Once he figured out how to rub two sticks together and make a flame, his next pursuit was figuring out what loin cloth made his own stick look bigger. Â
If doing xyz was guaranteed to make a wang 3 inches longer and two inches thicker, we’d all be doing it. But there isn’t such an xyz. There wasn’t an xzy 10,000 years ago and there doesn’t seem to be one now. I mean, there are supposed supplements, penis pumps, gels, and juices that claim to give you more cock height or heft. Open your spam folder and you’ll be bombardedÂ by the latest cock growing snake oil claiming this or that. Are any of them legit? Nah. At best they are time consuming, short term successes –used primarily to assist with erectile dysfunction, not size.
When using these wang-widgets there can be issues with vascular damage, desensitizing yourself and of course the predicament of pulling outÂ a yellow gerbil-tube contraption during foreplay and telling your lady to close her eyes for 15 minutes so you can “get pumped”.
On the more holistic tip, I’ve read that there are ancient penis exercisesÂ and techniques you can do to stimulate dick growth. Basically pulling at it and stretching it like a stubborn piece of gum stuck to the bottom of your Converse. Does this work? I’m going to say no. Mainly ’cause I tried it once or twice; plus, if it really worked, wouldn’t it be super common knowledge by now?
So, back to square one. How do you make your penis bigger? Shift surroundings.
1. Cut your pubes down at the base.
2. Get a smaller girlfriend.
Bigger, smaller, thicker, thinner — these are all things that shift and contrast based on their surroundings. Ever see a man you think is obese until he’s standing next to a super-duper obese man? Ever see a really good looking woman standing next to a top model?