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How can I tell when a guy is horny?

He is breathing.

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Ok. Is that REALLY true?? Really?? And maybe it might be true a man is always horny, but perhaps the question is, when can you tell a man is horny for 'me'? I mean, being horny all the time men do still have standards, right? They don't just poke ANYTHING?? Right....? ...please??

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It's pretty much exactly true. Guys have two emotions: hungry and horny. If he doesn't want sex, feed him. :P
I say that with a hint of humor, but it's still valid.

Tariana

HaHaHa!

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I hope you're younger than 14...

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Well when you put it like that, it's almost like they aren't even human beings anymore...

Maybe you should ask yourself:
Have I even known a male friend who was head over heels infatuated with someone?
Have I ever seen my Dad cry?
Have I ever seen a man disappointed in himself?
Have I ever known a man with integrity who wouldn't take free and easy sex-especially while he's in a relationship?
Have I ever seen a man wrestle with his internal philosophical/existential contradictions?
Do I see your male coworkers walking around with erections at all hours of the day?
Have I ever known a man WITH STANDARDS?
Have I ever known a man who was genuinely in love with someone?
When I pass men on the street do I notice that they all drop everything they are doing (even if they are driving)and stare indefinitely at billboards with giant luscious tits on them?

I'm pulling the misandrist bullshit card on everyone here. Men are complicated and nuanced creatures, just like women. And if mens' supposedly prodigious promiscuous ways seem to disturb you, maybe you should ask yourself:

Have I ever just imagined what guys look like naked? you know any joe on the street or co-worker, just because
Have I ever imagined what some guys were like in bed?
Have I ever cheated on someone for the sex or 'chemistry'?
Have I ever become infatuated with a man, his physicality being one of his highlights?
How unsatisfied am I in a relationship when the sex is horrible? (honestly)
How often do I masturbate or explore my sexuality?

See we're really not that different. I will not let both men and women perpetuate misandrist myths about men. I don't care if it satisfies you to think that you all have really figured it out when it comes to men, or if you actually believe that broad cultural stereotypes are somehow a substantial insight into anyone's behavior. It's really not what you think, it's how you think and this type of thinking is just wrong, even if it is in jest. What if the question was "Are women irrational ALL THE TIME or is it just my imagination?" and it was answered in the affirmative in a humorous fashion. Just imagine that.

Perhaps one should consider looking outside of the tight and narrow boxes we've all been programmed to fit ourselves into and consider life on the outside. Would it really be so bad?

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Um, those are all great thoughts and all, but I'm preeeetty sure Wise Ass was just being funny. That is why they call him Wise Ass, after all...

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Lmaooooo that was the best response ever

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In all honesty, after being married at 26, for 17 years...I was convinced by this man that ALL men don't have best friends, that its normal for men to not notice things or have big reactions to anything, sex reigns over emotions, (and that emotions beyond a calm response truly are not acceptable), and it is the womans job to keep offering herself no matter how she feels - which would kinda go along with the 'hungry or horny' concept. Although I laughed at Wise Ass's response, ultimately I don't think its funny; it was scary and hugely depressing and I do hope CM is correct. It's ok if men are always horny, just as long as all the elements CM referred to are still included! And that is where I am left wondering....

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