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How can I tell when a guy is horny?

Signs:

1) He will attempt to kiss you.
2) He will attempt to take off your clothes.
3) He will do his best to insert his manhood into any of your orifices.
4) He will possess something hard pushing against the front of his pants.
5) If 1,2 and 3 fail you may find him in a dark room holding one of his extremities.

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well that was the first time i've ever heard of a woman not being able to tell if a man is horny.

Nana Akua

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TheMetalHead

I think it's even more simple than that:

1) He is a guy.

Laje Kahr

Bingo.

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LOL this is the most funniest answer I've read on this site so far XD

MaggieG

Take a small mirror. Hold it under his nose. If it fogs up, it means he's still alive... and probably horny.

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Is this a serious, published question? Wow.

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An easier answer would be, um, he's breathing!

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lol this is funny. "3) He will do his best to insert his manhood into any of your orifices." if that isn't obvious I don't know what is!

Sharabq

My daddy used to say "men spend 9 months working their way out of the womb, and the rest of their lives trying to get back in"...enough said!

MerBear

this is so funny. so true as well. common sense, duh.

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well u can tell when his dick is getting really huge and then hell attemp to touch ur boobs

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my boyfriend touched my boobs and then lin back and put something on his dick to cover up then he carried me on top of him.!

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if his erected penis is shown through his pants and he is constently looking at a girl he is horny. Some erections of the penis are spontaneous, meaning they just occur for no sexual reason. If you want to know level of his is horniness observe the speed of his penis thrusting in a women's vagina and
watch how fast the sperm comes out.

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i need some help figuring out a specific guy can ANYONE PEEAASSEE HELP!!(:

rebelchild

ASK HIM!! If he can't or won't tell you, then his being horny isn't your problem.

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What a lovely day for a 3619782! SCK was here

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