I commend you for asking this important question. My sense is that many, many women find themselves in a similar predicament, and now because of your bravery, a great societal issue will be A: exposed and B: answered.
I wholeheartedly dispel the notion that your large boobs alone are reason enough that stoners and pervs flock to you. Yes, it's true stoners like soft things to rest on. They get sleepy and your breasts are presumably dreamy for that sort of comfy-ness, but I've spent enough time at hippy colleges to know that breasts alone don't make you irresistible.
I've met straight-laced women with camel-hump-sized boobs who would storm out of a room at the first sight of a bong. And, I've met my share of pixie Phish-heads who can't fill an A cup, but can stuff a quarter ounce of marijuana into their lungs each and every night. Stoners are vibing on you, not because of your skin sacks, but because there's something in your general disposition that's screaming, "right on guys, right on" to them. Perhaps a sort of counter culture, mellow headed calmness?
And what about our dear friends "the perverts." What is a pervert these days? A guy who likes Triple F breasts and wearing grandma underwear to the office? Maybe, but I'll answer that another time. My point is, large breasts aren't the exclusive domain of pervs. I'm sure there are millions of card-carrying perverts who hate big boobs. Some pervs are ankle hounds, scar seekers, flat chest fetishists. They would be furious hearing you group them all as exclusive big-boobists.
But pervs are all one thing, and I think it follows suit with the stoners: they're populations that dig a lose interpretation of "normalcy" and like exploring their own paths. I don't think your personality is being weighed down by your boobs. I think it's that large thing behind your mammories that's making these dudes swarm to you. Your heart. You make them feel like they can be themselves. You're probably a rather laid back gal, and there's nothing wrong with that.
So now, bring your freewheeling spirit to other places. Decide what kind of dude you want to attract and hang out in that scene. Bottom line: Use your charms and apply it liberally to the right dudes. And for Jah's sake, quit your job as a bikini model at that Rasta Sex shop downtown!
LOL! Having big boobs isn't a personality flaw. The people who are only attracted to you for such a thing are the one's with the personality flaw. I feel for you. The right one will come... You just need to be patient. Good luck:)
I dated a stoner for a while, and he was absolutely obssessed with my boobs when he was high. When he was sober, we'd hang out, watch movies, fool around.... but when he was high he pretty much just wanted to play with my boobs. It was kind of awkward, funny, and flattering all at the same time, that they fascinated him so much that sex took a back seat to boobs. Not that every stoner feels that way, he just apparently found big soft bouncy things great fun while smoking. And ya, I'm not a stoner, but stoners, especially the artsy philosophy spouting ones seem to dig me, probably because I don't care if they smoke and i'll eat cheetos and talk all night long with them. And I am a pervert, so......I have more than a few perverts in my life and I love them for it :)
so so funny!!
That was the best advise yet! So insightful AND funny. What gifts
your bestow on us ladies. My breast friends and I will forever be grateful to your tender sentiments and truths.
All guys are perverts. So you really only have to worry about the stoners (and if you're on a college campus, most guys are stoners, so....).
my problem wasn't stoners or.. ok well having DDD cups I draw pervs, but i sometimes like the pervs, depending on their pervishness... my problem was the skeevy old men who only had like three teeth and they were usually a brown color... talk about feeling your self esteem just evaporating at every leer and snaggle-toothed air kiss... don't get me wrong, everyone needs a little love, even old dudes with a brown tooth or three, but not from me!!!!
It's so so so great that you posted this because I have the exact same problem. I'm 5'6, and I have DDD boobs. I'm not like super thin, but I have a pretty small waist which makes a) me boobs look even bigger and b) me look like a prostitute in clothing that would make most girls look like nuns.
I've also dated my fair share of stoners. What i've noticed though is pretty much exactly what Funny Guy said. Typically, the stoner boys that liked me were my friends long before we fooled around or anything. And while I'm not an idiot that assumes just because we were only friends they never noticed my chest, I'm pretty sure they didn't start feeling attracted to me just because of it. I think girls that smoke weed- not an insane amount, because i've heard girls that consistently out-smoke the boys aren't attractive- are more attractive because they don't judge as much in other areas of life. For example, not only would they accept that their guy is going to get high, but they'll most likely accept that their guy will get high without them. And they'll probably have their own friends and life outside of their boyfriend/person/whatever. Girls that are comfortable enough with themselves to hit the bong with their guys friends are less likely to get super attached. therefore, the clingy-crazy gene that most (all?) girls have is more repressed, at least for a while.
As far as the perve thing, yeah that gets old. But unless this is a relatively new problem for you, you've probably already started to develop a perve radar. It's annoying as hell that on an entire campus of guys only the freaky, uncomfortable ones seem to find you, but as long as you own it, you'll survive. You can even use it to attract not-creepy guys. Boys like funny girls, and anecdotes about the guy that only wanted to talk to you when you were wearing an elmo shirt and talking through a sock-puppet are funny. However, you have to be careful not to sound bitchy.
anyways, good luck to you. and me. and everyone else in the world with our problem. it could be worse.