We love that it works (when it does), and by and large, we have no interest whatsoever in how it works. I'm fairly certain it's not through witchcraft, but honestly, I can't be bothered to look into it. Sort of like how most of you drive, but a fair number of you don't know what a wankle-rotor is (answer: the funniest car part since the crankshaft).
Too much makeup can be a hideous thing, and I often think my wife looks better au natural. But there's no question men will respond positively to well-done makeup, and if you know how to use it, it can be a powerful weapon in your dating arsenal.
My understanding is that most makeup is designed to simulate the way your face looks during coitus: plumped lashes suggest pupil dilation, blush implies a workout, foundation makes your skin all smooth and powdery like it is during sex.
By that logic, I suggest mussing your hair, scrunching your face up, and smearing your eyeshadow across one cheek. Trust me, you'll turn some heads.
You might be joking with that "good makeup is supposed to mirror how you look during coitus" remark, but it's actually quite an astute observation. I remember watching some TLC channel doc on sex where there was a mention of how red lipstick is considered quite comely because, when applied, one's lips look quite - um- aroused labia-esque. I've never looked at red lips the same way again.
Ugh, I hate makeup, but I'll probably have to start wearing it because I'm starting to get old. It doesn't help that I'm allergic to most of it.
BTW, Michael, love your website. :)
I do know what a wankle rotary engine is... Unfortunately, most of the guys I know have no idea what it is.
Make up is the best thing if its worn right. The worst if a bitch doesnt know how to apply it. CLOWN faces are the most unattractive. LADIES! Learn how to put make up on, and I always recommend having a little on. NOT TOO MUCH, just a little to put color on ya pale faces. I hear most men complain that they hate make up on girls, but they end up only dating MAke up covergirls. Uh, so their hypocrites. I say learn how to put your make up on. MOSt girls judge a girl on how good she is at at applying makeup. Its an artform really. Most girls are VERY plain without makeup Kate Winslet and Kim Kardashian are PLAIN without make up. BUt with it, BAM! These bitches are smokin hot. However, its just a form of coloration, personality is always the key! But applying make up is always fun because ladies can tweak around with it and use it to their advantage. It should be light and sexy and emphasize only, not take away from your looks.
Wow, I think that this is one of the most sexist sounding comments that I have ever read in response to an answer. I'm going to go out on a limb and hope that this is coming from a man, and that another woman isn't referring to females as "bitches," because if you are, in fact, a woman, I would have to say that you are a disgrace to females everywhere.
It's called respect and common courtesy. Perhaps you should start showing some.
b, you sound like a toolshed. no one asked what you thought.
The only problem I have with women regarding make up is the number of t-shits and pillowcases I've had to chuck over the years because your warpaint stained the ever-loving hell out of it.
*t-shirts* I swear to Christ it said t-shirts when I submitted.
Besides a "t-shit" would go in the trash regardless if it had make up on it or not...
This really made me crack up! Thanks.
Could you please elaborate? What exactly is a t-shit?
hahaha
"By that logic, I suggest mussing your hair, scrunching your face up, and smearing your eyeshadow across one cheek. Trust me, you'll turn some heads."
Best. Line. Ever. :D
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