I wish it were that simple!

What about for the frustrated 18-year-olds out there? Gotta wait till 21?

Actually, I think it is that simple. What's *not* as easy is finding (and keeping) a quality guy. But if you just want to get laid? Hell, there are millions of guys (and gals) who would be up for that at the drop of a dime. Just be safe.

I'm gonna text that to my fireman friend and see what happens. I really do just want to bang him. Hard. I haven't seen him since high school and I don't have to see him again. I just want to have my way with his fireman sexyness. *sigh* oh to have the courage to be like a man.

Tell you what: You can get in my pants. Don't worry, it's in the house and I won't even make you work for it.
I believe I provide a valuable service and that no one should be tuurned away, especially not the frustrated 18-year-olds.

But in all seriousness, I also don't think it's that easy. Sure, plenty of douche bags will "drop trou" on your command, but that's the kind of guy who's also going to be gone when you wake up and will leave a note telling you to talk to your doctor about herpes. Personally, I'd avoid random solicitations for sex because I'm not a man-whore myself and I don't want to sleep with a whore. Call me old fashioned, but I'd want to develop a relationship and get comfortable with a girl before we bump uglies.

When a woman signals to a man that she's up for it, something happens in the male brain. Scientists believe it goes something like this:
'Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex...'
It distracts and confuses the fragile male psyche, and ensures the crafty female ensnares her prey.

Hmmm...well, that's simple enough. I'd say, first of all, make sure he's not wearing them. It would probably be too crowded for both of you to be in them at the same time. Then just put them on one leg at a time, just like everybody else does. Pull them up, zip them, and you're good to go.

My question to you, though, is why do you want to wear his pants? Don't you have any pants of your own to wear? ;-)

Great answer, Cary! HA HA HA!

Cary.... I like the tags!!

What about for the frustrated 18-year-olds out there? Gotta wait till 21?

Well being that there are so many kids (18 and under) having kids, well, um, well, not sure if they really wait.

So Cary, I will google for the stats and get the correct age for number 2. You can thank me later. wink LOL

Hold on, funny guy failed to take in account that you may be butt ugly. If so, then sorry, nothing is going to work. You might have to go down to Harlem and find yourself some loser who can't get anyone at all and has been using sheep and his Wellington's for the last x years.