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How do I get my guy to manscape without offending him? I would love to give him oral, but I feel like I'm flossing!

I am generally anti-manscaping. I'm severely weirded out by waxed, dolphin-smooth guys. Like the dudes from Jersey Shore -- they all look like they have bizarre glandular problems. Huge muscles, but a prepubescents body hair. I am a proud apeman.

However, I'll make an exception. Let him have an extra six pack or two. Once he passes out, take electric shears to his dude jungle. OMG JK! JK!

This is a delicate matter. Men are sensitive about junk-related issues. Whatever you do, don't beat around the... eh... bush. Be up front. Tell him that you are on Team Blowjob. And you want him to be on Team Blowjob. Hell, he WANTS to be on Team Blowjob. Then look him in the eyes, and tell him you're going to tell him something that might be difficult to hear. But that he's going to have to man up.

You're not going to kiss it again until he deforests his werewolf dick. Mows the grizzly pelt. You are sick and tired of a mouthful of twine. Plus, it's adversely affecting your game. Trim the pubes, and the quality of your oral love will improve.

Put your foot down. You're doing him a favor. You're not asking him to take a straight razor to his balls. Just a courtesy snip. That's a reasonable request. Remind him that most women would use that as an excuse to not go down on their men. You are going the extra mile. You care.

You're awesome.

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Megan

That reminds me, gotta tell my luva he's due for a trim. I shaved my stuff to make it nicer for him, the least he can do is the same.

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"...werewolf dick."

HAHAHA. Gross, man.

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Even trimming the hedge down to an inch or so is a huge improvement. And a trim has the added advantage of displaying 'that extra optical inch' of his manhood!

VKnoxville

TRUE! He'd love that explanation!

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Actually, I bought my boyfriend a body groomer for Christmas and told him much I loved when guys are maintained and that is a turn on. That is all he had to hear to get on board ! Plus when we watch Porn together.. most men are groomed so it is a norm for us to see. You can also explain that is more hygenic and that hair was designed to hold in odors and if he wants you to go down south.. then he should oblige : )

dbales

You stay trimmed for your man, why shouldn't he do the same for you? It's not difficult to manage either.

Commenter Stella mentioned a body groomer; that's a great idea. Even if neither one of you wants to buck up the few extra dollars for that, he could still use the sideburns trimmer of his electric razor to do the trick up top. A little farther south, however, he'll want to use a lady's razor (the extra moisture strip does wonders) after a warm shower.

I don't need to mention the extra caution needed for such a delicate task, because he'll only make a mistake once. Give him some encouragement afterward and he'll continue to stay trimmed for you, if not just for himself.

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the best thing to do is each other, such a turn on for both of u, great sex after

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