I would be curious to know what our Guyspeak.com readers think, but, from my perspective here are eight things you can do to get your guy to fall out love with you:
1) Stop brushing your teeth on days when you see him, plus eat a lot of garlic and onions.
2) Call him ALL the time.
3) Talk about how many guys you've had sex with and describe what you did with each down to every last detail.
4) Get out-of-control drunk every time you see him.
5) Go to his house without calling in advance.
6) Name drop constantly.
7) Related to 6, brag, brag, brag, endlessly.
8) Tattoo his name on your lower back [note this is a very last resort].
As soon as he falls out of love, which he will, resume friendship.
Well to add to the list of very smart things to do from the all knowing Mystery Man(but #8 is a super huge no-no),It usualy works when you love him back!Every guy my bestfriend gets always ends up loving her to pieces but as soon as she loves em back that get what we know as "the hell on"!! Im so glad I married my love because even if he did fall outta love with me he's gotta stay(ive convinced myself nobody wants him but me & I like it that way).GOOD LUCK ON THAT!!
AngelBabyGirl you are absolutely right re: 8. Better to get the name of another guy as the tramp-stamp.
EVEN BETTER MYSTERY MAN!! If you really wanna drive the nail in,get the correct spelling of his dads name & he doesnt leave then.....she should call the cops because he's surely looney.
Just set him up with another girl!!!
#9 Be bat sh*t crazy... all the time.
You could always be like "I think we would make better friends"
This is probably the best one. And the most likely to succeed. The results won't be immediate but give him some time to recover and you'll be back on the friend boat.
I actually have a patch on my jacket that tells you the answer to this
1. stop shaving your legs
2. pretend you're pregnant
3 sleep with his best friend
Sleep with his best friend, FTW.
Haha, I like n°1. That would make me run for the hills. 6 (&7) is also one of the best way to drive me away. Bragging is such a turn off.
But anyway, you'd better follow MM's last advice and resume the friendship, or at least take your distances from him for a while.
As a woman who were very fond of a friend of hers 5 or 6 years ago, I can tell you that the only thing that "cured" me was taking my distances. Keeping him around can be cruel and selfish, even if it doesn't feel that way to you.
Stop having sex. Just tell him you are not interested. It may take awhile, but eventually he will get the picture. And the best part of this, is it is completely honest and not you trying to do something outside of who you are/how you feel.
What I mean is, if you are no longer interested in someone, well, you wouldn't want to sleep with them would you? So, no more sex. Guys like sex. It will take awhile, but then he will realize that even though you still have all the same friendship feelings for him, you no longer care for him that way and he will lose interest in you, if perhaps a little hurt (who wants to be thought of as not sexually appealing?) but I think your friendship should remain in tact.
Best of luck to you!
(btw, LOVE the other entries, sooo funny!)
i have done almost all of the above, from not shaving, to in depth descriptions of my sexcapades with other men/cutting off sex with him, to telling him we'd be better as just friends, also to include becoming over the top needy/jealous/high maintenance/demanding and telling him everything i dont like about him.
i still have this problem... i cant get him to fall out of love and into friendship... i feel like ive tried everything.
i feel like ive done almost all of the above, from not shaving, to cutting off sex with him, to telling him every detail of my sexcapades with other men, also to include becoming overly demanding/jealous/high maintenance as well as straight out telling him we'd be better as friends and telling him everything i dislike about him.
nothing has succeeded in having him fall out of love with me and into friendship... i feel her pain.
i feel like ive done almost all of the above, from not shaving, to cutting off sex with him, to telling him every detail of my sexcapades with other men, also to include becoming overly demanding/jealous/high maintenance as well as straight out telling him we'd be better as friends and telling him everything i dislike about him.
nothing has succeeded in having him fall out of love with me and into friendship... i feel her pain.
Be a total moody B*CTH and PMS ALL the time.. Worked with my first husband like a charm.
The best policy is honesty and do unto others. If the roles were reversed, I'm sure you would rather your man be honest with you. It might be hard and hurtful but better than finding out later..the guy was looking to the internet for ways to end it !
How about honesty ? We women are always moaning about how men are not honest with us or cowards, try it yourself, you might be surprised. you can always write him an honest but kind letter or email.
Number 3 some men actually like that lol