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How do I make every guy wish they had me?

You wish to learn the greatest secret of guys, and think you are now ready to handle the truth. The greatest secret of guys, which I'll happily tell you since no one reading this will believe it, is:

"Every guy is different."

Being stunningly attractive, dressing sexily and being cheerfully friendly and outgoing at all times will maximise your important visual appeal, and give 80% of the guys around you at least the passing thought "I wouldn't say no to that," but there is no combination of looks, personality and behaviour that will appeal to every guy. For example, say you have big boobs. Many guys would go ape. I'd glance at you, then look for someone with nice legs and butt. If you are cheerful and chatty, some guys will simply wish you would shut up and go away. See the problem here?

Or you could just go out naked, with free beer on tap. That works, for most men, most of the time.

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goodkarmagirl

I gotta try that going out naked with beer thing....

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Well at least we know the secret, even if it well eventually get arrested for indecent exposure.

Mystery Man

You two just made my day. Can't stop laughing.!

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Big boobs work!!!!!!!! That my what i do!!!! xD

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The fact that you want every guy to want you probably means you have low self-esteem and are an idiot. Those things are generally turn-offs to men who are actually worth having. However, those traits are usually attractive to controlling asshats who make the idiots with low esteem feel as if they are valued. So maybe that's what you need.

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The fact that you want every guy to want you probably means you have low self-esteem and are an idiot. Those things are generally turn-offs to men who are actually worth having. However, those traits are usually attractive to controlling asshats who make the idiots with low esteem feel as if they are valued. So maybe that's what you need.

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MM speaks the truth. What you are asking for is impossible because like he said, all men are different. One man's annoyance is another man's jackpot.

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Every man is different.... No such thing as superwoman, honey!

sandmanda

"Being stunningly attractive, dressing sexily and being cheerfully friendly and outgoing at all times will maximise your important visual appeal, and give 80% of the guys around you at least the passing thought "I wouldn't say no to that,""

Haha, so true. My best friend is tall, model thin, has no "assets", but big blue eyes and natural blonde hair. She spends hours on makeup and dresses to a T no matter what the occasion, and acts cheerful and polite to everyone, and slightly flirty with all guys. Every man we meet falls over themselves for her, while I'm ignored on the sideline, wondering if I should warn them that she's the stereotypical "crazy ex-girlfriend". :P She's got the overarching appeal.

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