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How do you keep men whipped?

Be really good in bed. Also, make him nice pies. Or cakes, depending on his preference. 
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I'm not so sure, Nick. I'm fantastic in the sack (or so I've been told), and a great baker. I had one ex tell me, "if our relationship could be based on sex and music, then we'd be all good". How backhanded is that?

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Aww this was a great question that I think a lot of women would want an anwser to. You disappoited me this time Nick :(

Nick Nadel

What? I was being serious. That's how my girlfriend got me.

rhilex

I wouldn't want to keep my boyfriend 'whipped'... I'd just want him to be as he is. Why would you want to completely control your boyfriend? If he cares for you and respects you, he'll do the right things, regardless.

jude

I'm thinking "being a femme fatale" was left off the list.

rxy

Since no one has mentioned the obvious, i shall.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PIES!

Secondly, each relationship is different and individual, even the reply that Nick gave was from his experience. In my experience, guys like a good cook, it tells them that the woman, however "modern" she is, the girl still knows the traditional stuff like cooking and baking etc. It isn't degrading, but guys too want to curl up and eat some pie and want to be looked after... as to being "whipped"... why would you want a guy who's a pussy? Being loved is a much better way of knowing that someone respects you and wants to spend time with you, not follow you around like a lap dog for christs sake!

And what guy isn't gunna say pie/cake and sex aren't good... but the whole relationship isn't based on that, it was part of it. It's an image, and example, not a "whole truth".

Nick Nadel

Agreed. Who wants a guy who's whipped? And what guy wants to be whipped? It's a silly question, so I was having fun with it.

Some people probably think 'whipped" equals a nice guy who doesn't screw you over or flirt with other women in front of you. This is wrong. What you want is someone who is an equal in the relationship-- who you can also occasionally make pies and cakes for if that's your thing.

Nick Nadel

Also, thank you for answering my cake vs. pie question. This is an issue that needs to be addressed.

rxy

See... THAT was the real issue, cake Vs. pie in some sort of celebrity death match... obviously pie would win, it's heavier, tastier, sexier and denser...

plus a whipped guy probably loses all the qualities he had before he was "whipped"... and then you get rid of him because he's become an annoying lap dog who can't think for himself... to quote Samantha from Sex and the City, "when men say "us" they mean me and my dick". WELL, we all want a guy to think of "our couple" but you don't want him to debate whether or not to go to the bathroom because he's afraid of missing 3 mins of ad time with you in front of the tv...

bgirl

Great fun answer, Nick.

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Manipulate with your vagina, and emasculate him. That's what ALL American females do.

B

want real advice start by not trying to whip you bf, maybe then he wont leave secretly for the office clerk

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this answer is hilarious. but crazy enough its exactly what i do to keep my man happy. plenty of sex (keeps me happy too) and i make him homemade cheesecake every few weeks.

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Seagoatsarah

Nick, what the what? We all know that the cake is a lie.

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I don't know about the 'good in bed' thing, but my boyfriend broke up with me because he had fallen in love with a girl who a) really resembled me and b) made really nice pies once in a while.

So... yeah. Now that I'm single, I'm going to spend my extra time on baking super-special-awesome pies.

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hahha I agree

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