(It's Friday, might as well have fun.)
I prefer mine stir-fried. But I cannot claim to know all the best ways to have your sex. I know some people prefer it with pepper or perhaps cloves. Some like it hot. Some like it raw. DeBarge? Ooooooooooooooooooh, they liked it.
On a log, on a frog. On a chair, everywhere.
Often. Frequently. Frequently often ond oftenly frequent. It's really a matter of what.
Who?
No, what.
Exactly.
On a plane on a train. In Paris watching Ferris...Buehler that is. On a lark in the dark watching stars in the park while hoping discreetly to never hear "Hark! They're boinking in the car(k)."
Today and tomorrow, the present future.
On the washer, the dryer, whlie watching The Wire, except when Omar pulls his gun and then FIRES!
In the movies is groovy.
Basically, we like it in lots of ways, in lots of places, and pretty much...a lot of times.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
It was written.
you're silly.
Wait, what? Serious?
"How do you guys like your sex?"
Umm... yes? I think that's the best answer I can give.
"Yes"
My wife and I were standing in the line at the market waiting to check out and a Cosmo headline caught my eye: "33 Ways to impress your man" or some crap. I told my wife it was simple to impress a man. We're simple creatures
Show up naked, bring food.
That's it. We're good. But I guess that doesn't fill magazines to sell add space.
"Show up naked. Bring food." Really? That easy? Love it!
Thanks for the chuckle!
I like it rough... When I have sex, it has to be like Dracula -vs- The Wolfman ..
This sounds like something Dr. Seuss would write.
In other words, awesome as hell.
Ok my man of two years makes me beg for him like reverse roles after all this time he's the best I have ever had and I love it so much be he teases me and only gives it to mr when he feels like it and of course rain or shine I'm willing and always ready how do I fix this am I doing somthing wrong or maybe he just dosent like it with me?he's so good at it I think maybe it's his secret weapon on me idk I'm so confused I do know for sure he loves me so what's the problem is this all just a control issue on me or what I need a mans opinion help me please.....
Learn. To. Use. Punctuation.
What you wrote was nearly impossible to understand. Maybe your man doesn't want to sleep with you because you have verbal diarrhea.
hahahahahaha your hilarious i love this! XD
That's fucked up I only was trying to get advice about what the f&$@k you men do to fuck with us women in order to keep us,obviouslly you never had the problem of being so dam good in bed ur women begged for that dick !!!you know what thank you I just relized why he does it!! Cause he knows he's a pro and don't want me to forget it !!to much of anything spoils it dam I'm good!
You know I don't need advice from a girl either Im here to get a mans opinion. pluse that was a 5th grader comment get somthing better wierdo woman!!! Sorry I have an iPhone and it tends to fuck up my sentences by adding it's own words or u don't know bout this tekno shit u too young baby girl
Can you put all that verbal vomit you just typed into English please? Don't schools teach that anymore? I mean, I haven't been out of school but a couple years, but I distinctly remember English class. If you aren't out of school yet, I strongly suggest paying more attention in that class. If you are out of school.... well, the chances of that sound slim...so just pay more attention in class. And if you want a dignified answer, try asking a dignified question.
You only get what you give.
Whatever you must be single! You miserable bitch!!!
yes darlin, you hit the nail right on the head oh wise woman you. I'm single, and a miserable bitch. Yep, that's me. Hey, btw, good job using punctuation, i see that you aren't as ignorant as I thought you were, you just like to pretend you are. You still forgot a comma, but overall, good job. Funny how your phone didn't mess up your sad little insults to me.
btw, I've been with my man for 3 years, I'm a stay at home mom of a beautiful little girl, and I'm proud to say, I'm quite happy. But good job making yourself seem like even more of an immature fool. Keep arguing with me, I'm sure you will only continue to prove me correct.
hilarious!
Hilarious to BFF - not this thread, this thread is mostly annoying & pathetic. let's stick to the topics at hand people! :D
love you panama & you're interpretation of the question was fun. good happy friday answer
Hey sorry bout everything! I'm just going through a ruff time. Shouldn't of taken it out on u, I'm just looking for a real awnser about my life ! So hey I'm done with this site see ya and god bless your family!!
"On the bed, on the floor. In the kitchen, by the door. In the tub, in the car. Up against the minibaaarr" - I'm Fucking Matt Damon by Sarah Silverman feat. Matt Damon himself.