The boobs must be real. I reiterate the boobs must be real. While there are some guys who actually like fake boobs, and, in fact, may even prefer them, these same guys also tend to think Tila Tequila would be a dream catch and that "Bro, nothing would be more awesome than a summer share on the Jersey Shore." It just doesn't make sense, why would hanging two slabs of plastic from a woman's chest be any more attractive than other fakes such as store mannequins or blow up dolls? Hmm, Mystery Man may have just entered into a whole other conversation.
It is true, however, that big boobs are in general better (to a point), but so are great teeth, Angela Jolie/Brad Pitt looks, great brains, good hygiene and a zillion other things that many of us may or may not have.
Just keep in mind, 10,000 years from now an alien will dig up your grave and if you had the fakes they will wonder why someone buried two hard balls of plastic. Pretty hard to gross out an alien but you probably just did.
Did Mystery Man just refer to himself in the third person? Can...can we do that?
Look, Funny Guy, if Mystery Man wants to refer to himself in the third person, that's Mystery Man's business.
Plus, it brings me one step closer to my dream of a "GuySpeak" superhero comic. The Wise-Ass! The Reformed Player! Wolverine! (Hey, I want the comic to sell...)
I'm going to go on the record here and say that boobs/breasts/funbags/orbs of glory/balloonboys/hootersauruses or whatever you call them, are like ice cream flavors: each double scoop is special.
I, personally, am not a fan of humongo, sloppy boobs. I like them peach-sized. In my experience, women with smaller breasts have more sensitive nipples. I dated a chick once who could orgasm just by having her nipples licked. Man, that was awesome.
Not all dudes pine for women with just giant hoots. I know some men do, but I find they lack imagination, experience, and girlfriends. Personally, I love them all. Especially when they're sans bra.
This is the worst answer I've read on this site. So, basically fake boobs are bad, bad, horrible bad. But yes, big boobs are better, meaning if you're smaller, you’re just less desirable no matter what you've got going for you.
Oh, wait, what? … that's not what you meant; I'm taking it the wrong way?
Maybe put a little thought into you answer next time, unless of course it's a fact that every man on the planet who's sexual attracted to women believes that large breasts "are in general better" -- every single one of them.
I know this wasn't the intention, but every time I come across an article about how important breast size is, I always end up feeling bad about mine because the article usually ends up saying guys like smaller breasts. Mine aren't small, at all. They're the sloppy kind and I know that some day I'm going to get a breast lift. Still, in the end--I really don't think it matters. Your man will love you for you, small boobs, big boobs, fake boobs--he'll love you. And if he can't bc of your boobs, dump his ass.
I agree, I have big 32-34 DDD (depending on the brand) and while they aren't saggy or really fatty yet, eventually they will be. Reading about all the girls complaining that guys only like big tits is annoying because with small boobs you dont have to wear a bra, if you choose to you have cute styles to wear, and they arent going to get as saggy over time. (Side note, they will probably get bigger when you have kids as well.) If you have smaller breasts, got over it, guys like them anyway.
Whatever. Once the bra comes off, the guy is just interested in getting them in his mouth. Big, small, fake, real -- embrace what you have and try to see the beauty in them, because men like boobs and if you're a cool person, they'll like whatever you bring to the party, too.
IMHO, of course.
Hey man, I like my fake boobs! Silicone, under the muscle and they feel just as real as any of my friend's natural breasts. Most people have no idea because I don't exactly look like the type of girl to have implants, the smarter people know that usually a girl wearing size 0 jeans probably doesn't have natural 32 D's.
I will say too, guys act like women should be a 2-4-6 AND want larger real breasts. Not common. If you want a thin chick, she more likely will have a small rack. Little more meat on the bones, little more boob. Guys need to make up their minds.
I've never had a guy complain about my jumbo boobs. Their gravitational pull landed me them in the first place. And mine are very sensitive.
I'm a big breasted biach, and sometimes I must say I wish I were smaller. Most times, actually. Smaller breasts draw less attention, fit into shirts a lot better, and are just a lot easier to manage. Well, they sure look that way.
Regardless, I like teh breasteses. Big, firm knockers are hot...and yes, especially sans bra, DeVore
i actually like MM's answer. what a freaking shock!
What a lovely day for a 1969351! SCK was here