The 2011 Farmers Almanac states: "A male may qualify as man-whore by meeting any of the following criteria:
A. Sleeping with 122+ women in his life.
B. Sleeping with 50+ women in any given year (not including junior year at any State college)
C. Receiving 14+ blowjobs while on an airplane.
D. Getting paid cold cash for sex work.
I don't necessarily agree with all that. For example, I think 14 blowjobs during the course of a man's entire flying career is puritanical, oppressive and goody-goody.
But regarding the 112 women in a lifetime, or 50+ in any given year, I must say I agree. Mainly because I made it up, but the number didn't just come to me, and no I'm not modeling it after me or my favorite uncle. I arrived at those numbers after asking many a man-ho and nearly-a-man-ho.
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