Oh God, please let this be a real question, because if it's not, then it's by far the most brilliant phony question submitted to the site. To answer your (almost certainly fake) question, it depends on a number of factors. Guide yourself through this series of questions (and try not to sleep with them) to find the knowledge you seek.
Did you have sex with a man (or men) other than your husband? If yes, then you are a cheater. BUT:
Were you unaware at the time that the man you were sleeping with were not, in fact, your husband? If yes, then you are not a cheater, but simply the victim of a con as time-worn as the Mexican soap opera. HOWEVER:
Did you have sex with both of them at once? If yes, your case is looking weaker by the second. UNLESS:
Were you in the midst of a violent attack of amnesia, retrograde amnesia, or perhaps trapped inside an episode of Three's Company? If yes, then you are still a cheater, but few would hold it against you.
I have a lot more questions, mostly about whether doing your husband's clone would count as cheating, whether identical triplets have secret handshakes, and what kind of brother porks his sibling's wife without her knowledge and expects not to get all kinds of arrested.
If you'd care to answer any, or relate your tale in the form of a 30 Rock spec script, the comments section is below. And remember, the key to a good story is in the details!
Oh God I want this so badly to be real.
Oh wow, this is like that time I watched Springer, only with less punching. Or more, I don't know how this one pans out yet.. anyone else want some popcorn while I'm making it?
I'll take some popcorn... This is better than the last three movies I've seen in theatres!
I'd be interested to know what the statistics on birthrates of identical triplets are but I'm too lazy to look it up. I'm not sure it's physically possible, which would be a COMPLETE bummer! In the meantime, pass the popcorn.
How do you "accidentally" sleep with someone? What'd you fall on their dicks??? LMAO
getting laid through trickery is the best tag i have ever read.
HAHAH Accidently my ass, either your husband is that forgettable in bed, or your a dumbasss..you're a cheater. Christ. Accidently.
Unfortunately, I doubt this is true. Did your husband's brothers just waltz on in the house, kiss your cheek and say "Hey Honey, I'm home!" or did they lock your husband in the pantry to make sure they wouldn't get caught? Either its fake, or you're a cheater. No excuses.
Wow just wow. At some point or other it was found out to be BOTH of the other brothers in that triple set... but seriously I doubt that ALL of their dicks are EXACTLY THE SAME along with what knowledge they have for pleasing in the bed zone... So seriously I'd count this as cheating... even if he's a triplet how can you be married and not notice his lil mannerisms that his brothers may not have unless you dated a month and have been married a week XD This just reeks of fakeness or REALLY REALLY BAD marrige skills.
Seriously this has got to be a joke though. I just searched it and it seems the odds of having ANY twins or triplets is 1 in 500,000 (unless you have genes that make it higher) and the rarity of identical twins is low triplets even lower. It shows odds of identical triplets being 1 in 200 million! So while it can happen it'd be all over the news with that rarity so where's the reality show?
Hand me some popcorn til we find the truth!
If this is true I almost feel sorry for the person. Unless your husband is drop-dead gorgeous you get to see TWO of him...TWO!!!
Well, I guess worse things have been done in the world......two.
lol I've seen some worse things but this isnt one of them. yeah seems like a soap opera but if he let you think he was your husband then his fault not yours.
There is no way this is true. Partly because I've read it, or versions of it, before, and partly because the only way that this is not cheating is if she genuinely believed that man she was having sex with was her husband. Aside from the fact that a wife would probably be able to tell her husband from his brothers no matter how identical they are (there are always tiny differences, mannerisms, things he would or wouldn't say, love-making style), there is another serious problem. If someone has sex with you pretending to be someone else, ie they are NOT the person whom you have consented to have sex with, then that person is a rapist. If this were true, then this woman has been raped, and upon discovering this fact, would most likely be traumatized and possibly seeking legal action, not asking an internet advice columnist if it counts as a get-out-of-cheating free card.
She has a twin sister married to one of the triplets. The twin sister sleeps with both his brothers so they didn't know it was her. Totally not her fault.
Well if you seem to know all about this enlighten us. But the thing I find stupid is her own twin is married to one of the other brothers and it opens a new can of questions, like what is she doing opening her legs for anyone else, how can her sister be banging not just her own husband but also apparently the single one and HER SISTERS husband, and what's her husband doing cheating on her (quetion asker) with her sister? I say the couples should move far apart or just flat out divorce cuz if his is real there's tons of distrust and otehr things that ain't cool going on.
The funniest thing about this string is the number of people trying to answer the question seriously. Unless the definition of cheating includes a detailed scientific escape clause involving simlar dna patterns, or, if the whole event was part of an elaborate plan, took place in the dark and with only one of them present at any one time, I think we all know the answer.
I forgot to suggest that the falling on their dicks answer is possible, just not probable. Then again, the odds of having identical triplets are 1 in 200 million...
So, if you are admitting that you, in the past, "accidently" slept with the identical tripps, then you must have known that from the beginning, or how else would you now know that it wasn't your husband? Riiight? I mean, "accidently" means not on purpose. You know you slept with your NOT husband. Is that an accident? I've only been married 6 months, and even if my hubby had a twin, I'd know who my husband is. He's got a different personality. Unless you're married to Tweedledee and Tweedledum and Tweedlewhatever, you have no reason to NOT know your own husband well enough.
Unless your husband LET his brothers play this trick on you - in which case you have grounds for divorce and arrest!! - you are a cheater. No two men kiss alike, walk alike, or anything else alike (especially in BED!)... so the second you figured out you were with a fraud, you should've put a stop to it. You may be feeling guilty about sleeping with BOTH of your husband's brothers, and that may be why you came to an Internet Advisor for answers. IF you are for real about not knowing they weren't your husband, there is no need to feel guilty, but you need to get to the bottom of what was going on - and on this, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
However, if you knew and let it happen anyway, you are the worst kind of cheat - one who tries to justify your actions BEFORE your actions.
This totally has to be fake. And if not, you're stupid. I doubt all three, as identical as they may be, would have sex the same way unless they trained together on how to have sex. Which I doubt.
Hahaha, as a twin (unfortunately not a triplet) I have to call shenanigans on this question, though it's soo funny I *want* to believe.
My sister's man and my man sometimes confuse us and have almost accidentally done a lot of things. Mostly almost her bf almost slapping my ass, my bf almost calling her "baby" and other innocent things like that. But usually they catch that shit before it happens because even identical twins are different.
Yes, yes, yes....same genetics and all that jazz. But the environment we live in shapes more then our personality, it shapes how that DNA grows or doesn't grow. Once that egg splits, those twins are different.
I am still imagining all kinds of crazy hi-jinks these three brothers could get into, especially since they don't seem to have scruples.
Gurrrrlll!!! You've got to be the best shammer I've ever seen! Of course you slept with them accidentally. When they were six years old! Everyone knows that once multiples pass the ages of 18 the differences become more marked and mistaking them is like calling an apple an orange. I'm scandalized. Repent. ASAP.
I worked with 2 girls once that were twins. They were 18 years old. The only way I could tell the difference between them was, one wore glasses and the other wore contacts. Otherwise, I couldn't tell the difference.
But, if you are married to someone, you should be able to tell the difference unless you are really drunk or blind. I think this is a scam question... but an interesting thought!
If one iota of this question has any truth to it, it's simply a matter of comparison shopping. She obviously wanted to make sure she got the best deal of the three.
OMG! I couldn't stop wheezing with laughter at the question and answer. And all the serious discussion on the comments is even better!!! I'm going to be sitting in a committee meeting at work months from now and snickering to myself over this one. Hilarious.
Ya know what, if she did sleep with all three and managed to get pregnant, technicly they would all be the biological fathers since identicals have the same DNA.
That's trippy. There would be no real way to tell who the father was.
Again, I think we're burying the lead here (not the one where the question is fake, because obviously it is, but we've moved on to dealing with this as a hypothetical situation, it seems):
What the HELL was the brother(s) up to in having sex with a woman under false pretenses? Why on Earth would we blame the wife? A man who is NOT her husband deceived her (after all, HE knew who he really was), and had sex with her WITHOUT HER CONSENT! I mean, yes, she consented, but she consented to her husband, and both of the men in question were NOT HER HUSBAND. If this happened (which I realize, it didn't), the brothers-in-law should GO TO JAIL.
Identical triplets happen once every 500,000 live births, so chances aren't looking too good for this one
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