What's the deal? He's a selfish, immature twat, that's what.
"Women are too complicated and it's too hard to get them to climax"? Seriously? Way to stick with it, Douchenstein. I'm curious -- does he ever say, "I'd like to get up off this couch and go to the bathroom, but it's just too hard to stand, so I'm just gonna piss myself instead"? I'm surprised he ever works up the energy to do you at all.
Sorry, love, but your boyfriend reeks of FAIL. To be a lousy, selfish lover is bad enough, but to come out and say you're not gonna do a GD thing to fix it? Nuh uh. That's a guy who's saying that your needs are not important to him. When a guy is like that in bed, he's usually like that out of bed, too. I wonder what other needs of yours he doesn't give a care about?
Here's a newsflash: The inability to orgasm through intercourse alone is common, perhaps even the norm. That is simply how women are built: some can climax during intercourse alone, others require clitoral stimulation -- which, by the way, isn't that difficult to do. Mr. Lazybritches acts as though you have some profound sexual disability that would require him to give you the kind of exhausting round-the-clock care usually reserved for dying cancer patients, when all he really has to do is multitask. Can't he pat his head and rub his tummy at the same time?
As for women's bodies being too complicated, bitch please. Yes, they are more complicated than men's bodies, but that doesn't mean they are indecipherable. It's a vagina, not the Sphinx. With a little patience and a lot of communication between the two of you, your boy could conquer the art of satisfying a woman. That is, if he wanted to. Which brings us to the other problem.
How can you get him to want to please you? Heck if I know. I'm not sure you can. I'm not even sure you should try. He strikes me as an unapologetic bum, and unapologetic bums rarely change. I picture this guy 20 years from now, banging away on his poor, longsuffering wife until he climaxes, then rolls over, farts, and goes to sleep while she lies there pissed and ignored and unsatisfied. Do you want to be that woman?
I say dump this loser. You can't make someone give a shit, and you shouldn't have to.
DTMFA!
There are good men out there that actually care. I hope you don't have to wait until your fifth decade to find one, but even then, the wait was well worth it.
Hell YES to this response. It takes me a good 45 mins to climax, regardless of how superfantasticamazing they are (in fact, if they think they're great, they're usually awful) but that's what, an episode of Lost?
I sure as shit wouldn't be with anyone who doesn't think my sexuality is worth embracing. Dump that asshole, and dump him hard. And when he asks you why, you can tell him that he's a selfish, rude, jerkoff asswipe who will never find true happiness until he gets over himself and learns that he isn't the centre of the god damn universe, but you hope that isn't too COMPLICATED for him to understand.
Then just kick him in the balls until he goes away. :D
"It's a vagina, not the sphinx." Loves it!
I've got a question that kinda goes along with this. I've never had an orgasm and recently (during a fun filled night) told my fwb about it. I'm curious if y'all think that was a bad move on my part?
Douchenstein. Good one. Can I use that one?
I would be honored.
Or she can lay down the law and tell him she gets hers first, before he 'goes in'. Won't be long before he figures it out.
I read somewhere (I think) that only 25% of women can climax by penetration only. That's reassuring.
Good answer. It took me far too many years to figure out that it was my fault for not insisting upon having an orgasm during sex. Like Liz Tee said, make sure you get yours first before proceeding to the main event. Plus, once you've already gotten off it's sometimes possible to come again during sex. Bonus!
If he seriously thinks it's too much work to get you there then you shouldn't be sleeping with him. What a selfish ass!
Oh my god, dump this pile of douche ASAP.
I concur! I hope he can't get it up later in life!!!
Why are you even wasting your time with a douchebag who is too selfish to even care about your sexual pleasure??? Basically, to put it bluntly, he is using your vagina as a masturbatory aid without any care at all for your pleasure. Why would you waste your time with someone that is using your body without any concern for your feelings or fufillment? There are plenty of men that would go out of their way to MAKE SURE that you orgasm every single time that you have sex because they are not lazy and selfish. When you find one, communicate exactly what you need to get you off and don't waste your time with any guy that doesn't care to listen. Good luck.
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Dump him and invent in a Hitatchi Magic Wand. Trust me.
Dump him and invest in a Hitachi Magic Wand. Trust me.
I just hate dis